I just ate an angel cake will i turn into an angel?!


Question: I just ate an angel cake will i turn into an angel!?
!?!?!? or will i stay the same!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Maybe you misread the packaging!. It said "Angle Cake"


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The main ingredient in angel cake really are angels (I mean, that's where the name comes from)!.

My sources tell me that God is really upset with people who eat the angels who are in angel cake!. It's even in the Bible!. Cor 27:6 (or something like that) says: "The Lord striketh down those who ingest Angel cake!."

You really have only two alternatives!. The first is to contact the FBI and file an application to get into the Witness Protection Program!. (You will have to make up a crime you committed!.) Then you will be relocated and given a new identity!. If you made up a really serious crime you witnessed, you can get lots of plastic surgery so no one will recognize you!.

After you relocate, just hope and pray that God does not find you!. Of course, you can't pray to God that God does not find you!. So you will have to find another religion with a different God to pray to!.

The other alternative is to search your heart and realize the grievous sin you have committed by eating angel cake!. After that, check your local Yellow Pages (or maybe you can use Google) to find the nearest church, synagague, mosque, monastery, yoga center, or voodoo shrine!. Then go to whichever house of worship is most convenient for you and pray sincerely to be forgiven for eating angel cake!.

Remember, in a court of law, ignorance is no excuse!. You can't say, "God, I didn't know there are real angels in the angel cake!." That approach will get you nowhere!. No, just pray for forgiveness with great sincerity!. You can't fake forgiveness!. God is smarter than that!.

God is known for being a Source of Love, Wisdom and Compassion!. If He (or She) accepts your forgiveness, you will probably be given no more than 20 years of hard labor in a maximum security prison!. Amen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha, I think it all depends on whether you believe you will or not!. Yum, I love Angel Cake, but I'm eating healthily so I'm not allowed it :(

Me and my big sister used to play a game when I was about 4 and she was 7 and we'd get those bracelets with the sweetie beads!. Then depending on which colour we ate, we'd turn into an animal!. I think white was a unicorn, orange was a guinea pig, pink was a rabbit, blue was a dog!. I can't really remember the others!. But it was fun!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

I can see those little wings developing out of your scapulae on your back!. Soon the little feathers will be showing!. Keep eating the cake and you will develop a halo!. Ooooh!. (that s the sound angel's make) Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes!. in about 3 minutes, you will feel a strange tingly sensation on your back, that your wings starting to appear, then a halo will descend upon your head!. a bright yellowy glow will follow you around wherever you go from now on!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

you wont become an angel but you will change! mostly your body shape which will expand exponentially!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I ate an angel cake and I turned into an afluent businessman!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It takes about 3-5 days!. Be patient and don't eat any devil's food cake while you are waiting or it will counteract the effects!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

No!
I'm sorry- I know you were really looking forward to going heaven and walking through the pearly gates but!.!.!. no!
I'm sorry =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

I just ate Victorias' spongeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Aww you're an angel already!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You will turn into an Angel, Thats what happened to me when i ate angel cake for the first time!.
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Not if you balance it out by eating a devils food cake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sure, whatever!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont know but if you do can you fly over to my house!.
ill keep the windows openWww@Enter-QA@Com

Only if you have been really good and then chock on it!.


Hope that Helps!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Too early to tell!. Let's hope so!.

I'm going to eat a lion bar later - I hope I don't jump on any gazelles after ward!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

only if an angel comes and cakes you in pixie dust!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hardly!. I believe you turn into a Devil!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You will turn into a cake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Only if said angel had a good time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I hope not because then I might turn into a Gummy bear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes!. If you don't want to, eat a devilled egg, it counteracts the effect!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yup you better get ready to fly!.!.!.you're guna be an angel soon!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Duh !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. of course you will why do you think its called an angel cake !.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I just ate a Ho Ho and now you got me scared!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

sameWww@Enter-QA@Com

nope you'll turn into a cakeWww@Enter-QA@Com

did you have the angels permissionWww@Enter-QA@Com

If you do will you grant me a wish!?!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I tried that with a Slim Jim!.!.!.
It didn't workWww@Enter-QA@Com



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