Mothers, what do you get a son who will soon be 38 (Aug. 18th), lives far away, !


Question: Mothers, what do you get a son who will soon be 38 (Aug!. 18th), lives far away, loves sausages, but refuses to
wear pants!? I'm stumped and would appreciate any suggestions!.

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My B-day is today, and I'm 36!.!.!.I can persoanlly suggest the Crocs Off Road shoes, in either brown with the green strap, or OD green with orange strap would be perfect!

They would accent his non-pant wearing attire nicely, and being comfy at the same time as he is Stylin'! Great near water, in the yard, on the boat, even in the office!. ;)

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I dunno!.!.!.but he's got a cool mom!! You should get him a card with pants on it with a sausage in them on a map that say's 'you are here' and glue a picture of you to it that say's 'Your cool mother is here'!.!.!.!.very unique!.!.!.!.or maybe just a gift card to Walmart!.!.!.he can buy sausages and pants if he'd like!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OH heck that opens a can of worms here!. Are u Buk's Ma!? Well now i see how the family resemblance is now!. Oh well just accept him as he is and dont worry about the pants!. If they are that old its too late to change him now!. I feel for you!. mine dont like to wear pants either!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL hmmm, let me guess who you mean!.!.!.!.LOL Ha!
Since he doesn't wear pants often he may benfit from a new (clean) lap top!. LOL

to go on the kilt idea, better yet a utilikilt check these out: http://www!.utilikilts!.com/index!.php!?page!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

im not a mother but send him some summer sausage!. You can order that and have it sent!. do an internet search!. I love when my mom sends me that!. It's sooo good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get him a pretty kitty!.
Get him a batman lunchbox!.
Get him a Mother Teresa chicken nugget!.

Or make it a surprise to you both and get something from here:

http://www!.somethingstore!.com/Www@Enter-QA@Com

"daddy would you like some sausage!? Daddy would you like some sausages!?"


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Same thing I would get a son who turns 49 today!.
But I can't list that on here!.
sigh!.

who the heck is Buster!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have it on good authority he needs a pooper scooper and a new webcam!.!.!. (not completely unrelated)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get some wooden spoons from the Home Shopping Club & have them sent to his house!! You know how much Buk loves playing them on his belly!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Let's compromise okay!?

Get him some male fashion-forward bathing suits!.

They expose a lot while providing the bare minimum of coverage!.

And some models are made of see through mesh!.

SEE !.!.!. everyone can be happy!

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Natural casings!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Since he and I share twin tendencies you should send me to visit him!. Bearing gifts of course!.

Edit: A Kilt is an excellent idea!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm completely stumped by this one!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sausage pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You could always buy him a membership in the 'Sausage of the Month Club' along with a gift certificate for a kilt at a local Scottish clothing store!.

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A weener dog! He could get lonely! Good Luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com

MY bday is the day after!. Buy him those button up pants so that he can just unbotton them when the company leaves!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A good set of curtains, maybe a nice sausage print on them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Im stumped too!.!.does he like beer!? get him a stubby holder!.!.!.or something of a novelty nature!.!.guys like that kind of stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com

Send him one of those Swiss Colony sausage baskets and a speedoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Give him my phone number--I hate wearing pants and love sausages too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A girlfriend!.
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Kilts are always in fashion! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get him a skirt or a kilt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You get him someone like me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sausage of the month club
Kilt
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A big dog and a jar of peanut butter!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Send him a skirt!. LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

I didn't know BUK was your son!.!.!.!.!.did you know he wants to get drunk and set his pubes on fire!.!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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