My office just ran completely out of diet colas. What should my resignation lett!
Question: My office just ran completely out of diet colas!. What should my resignation letter say!?
Survey: Diet Coke or Diet Dr!. Pepper!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Dear Mr!. Hoohah,
I regret to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Official Office Pencil Sharpener Boy Who also Refills Coffee Mugs!. It has been a great 5 days with this company, but as you know, my AA meetings are getting in the way of working here full-time!. I am also very forlorn, agitated and aggressively upset that I am no longer able to drink rum and Diet Coke whilst on the job, because the cheapo guy who works in supply thought it was such a great idea to buy Sam's Club brand of diet cola instead!.
But don't worrry!. I got him back by leaving a giant pile of donkey doo on the front seat of his convertible Mustang!.
And my mother told me that having a pet donkey was not a good idea!. Boy, was she ever wrong!
Adieu !.!.!.!.!.!. adios !.!.!.!.!. and farewell!.
*shed a lone tear*
<--------- multilingual HR professionalWww@Enter-QA@Com
I regret to inform you that I am resigning from my position as Official Office Pencil Sharpener Boy Who also Refills Coffee Mugs!. It has been a great 5 days with this company, but as you know, my AA meetings are getting in the way of working here full-time!. I am also very forlorn, agitated and aggressively upset that I am no longer able to drink rum and Diet Coke whilst on the job, because the cheapo guy who works in supply thought it was such a great idea to buy Sam's Club brand of diet cola instead!.
But don't worrry!. I got him back by leaving a giant pile of donkey doo on the front seat of his convertible Mustang!.
And my mother told me that having a pet donkey was not a good idea!. Boy, was she ever wrong!
Adieu !.!.!.!.!.!. adios !.!.!.!.!. and farewell!.
*shed a lone tear*
<--------- multilingual HR professionalWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Given that this orgainization does not have the resources to maintain my duly earned benefits, I hereby tender my resignation effective immediately!.
Note!. The rescension of this resignation will be official as soon as there are some friggin' diet drinks in the machine!. Chop chop!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Note!. The rescension of this resignation will be official as soon as there are some friggin' diet drinks in the machine!. Chop chop!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
As im a walking out the door!.
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Ive been workin in this factory
From now on fifteen years
All this time I watched my woman
Drowning in a pool of tears
And Ive seen a lot of good folk die
Who had a lot of bills to pay
I'd give the shirt right off of my back
If I had the nerve to say
Well that foreman, hes a regular dog
The line boss, hes a fool
Got a brand new flat-top haircut
Lord, he thinks hes cool
One of these days, Im gonna blow my top
And that sucker, hes gonna pay
Lord I cant wait to see their faces
When I get up the nerve to say
Take this job and shove it
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I ain't working here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
As im a walking out the door!.
Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more
Ive been workin in this factory
From now on fifteen years
All this time I watched my woman
Drowning in a pool of tears
And Ive seen a lot of good folk die
Who had a lot of bills to pay
I'd give the shirt right off of my back
If I had the nerve to say
Well that foreman, hes a regular dog
The line boss, hes a fool
Got a brand new flat-top haircut
Lord, he thinks hes cool
One of these days, Im gonna blow my top
And that sucker, hes gonna pay
Lord I cant wait to see their faces
When I get up the nerve to say
Take this job and shove it
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It should say that you can't work under conditions reminiscent to WWII Russia and you do not wish to stand in the breadline for 6 hours!!!
It's completely unacceptable to work under these dark oppressive conditions!!!
Diet Coke of course!!!
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It's completely unacceptable to work under these dark oppressive conditions!!!
Diet Coke of course!!!
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Neither!.!.!.!.!.tell them to shove the empties up their asses!.
(I'd rather go without than introduce such horrible chemicals into my body!."
That's funny!.!.!. a troll calling someone else a troll!.
She seems to not understand exactly what a troll is!.!.!.no suprise there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(I'd rather go without than introduce such horrible chemicals into my body!."
That's funny!.!.!. a troll calling someone else a troll!.
She seems to not understand exactly what a troll is!.!.!.no suprise there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Diet soda!? I hope you burn in hell
resignation letter (read while pointing around room)
F you, F you, F you, your cool, and F you!. Im out
-classicWww@Enter-QA@Com
resignation letter (read while pointing around room)
F you, F you, F you, your cool, and F you!. Im out
-classicWww@Enter-QA@Com
Diet Dr!. Pepper, luckily for me, my coworker keeps her in the refridgerator where I can borrow themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Forget crazy diets for losing weight!.!. Acai Berry is this new product I've been trying after seeing it on Oprah!. I'm already seeing results!! You should give it a shot, here's a special link for a free 14-day trial!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Coke Zero--throw some regular pop all over the wallsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Jerk Face:
You and your empty pop machine can both suck on my left testicle because I am OUT of here!
Cram It,
Dashing GeekWww@Enter-QA@Com
You and your empty pop machine can both suck on my left testicle because I am OUT of here!
Cram It,
Dashing GeekWww@Enter-QA@Com
an arrow with a diet cola can on it stuck to the bosses chair!.!.!.note attached should read!.!.!.try stocking more diet cola beee-otch, I'm out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it should say wnada's a troll, i'm outta hereWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
Coke Www@Enter-QA@Com
Coke Www@Enter-QA@Com
no letter
just call tomorrow and say
Yesterday was my last dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
just call tomorrow and say
Yesterday was my last dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm fvckin' outta here!.!.Later fvck-knucklesWww@Enter-QA@Com
you are a wuss i drink real soda's like Jones FuFu Berry soda!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
diet dr!. pepper
it should say butt heads u need more soda pops in hereWww@Enter-QA@Com
it should say butt heads u need more soda pops in hereWww@Enter-QA@Com
Say: Your out of diet soda i quit!
Diet Dr!.peperWww@Enter-QA@Com
Diet Dr!.peperWww@Enter-QA@Com
it should say How could you do this to us, I am filing a lawsuit!Www@Enter-QA@Com