What's the funniest thing you've ever said to a telemarketer?!
Question: What's the funniest thing you've ever said to a telemarketer!?
or something someone you know has said!.!.
i've always just been like no thanks, but i want to do something more creative LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
i've always just been like no thanks, but i want to do something more creative LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
*GASP* George!? George!? Is that YOU!?!!?!!?! I remember YOU!!! You went to my same college! are you still having those constapation pronblems!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a sister who is significantly younger than I am (right now she's 11!.5 and I just turned 26)!. Back when she was a toddler, I lived at home!. She was quite a little chatterbox and would strike up a conversation with anyone, whether they were interested or not!. When a telemarketer would call and ask to speak to the head of the household, I'd simply hand the phone over to her!. She'd go on and on and on about Blue's Clues and the popsicle she ate that day, and a whole buncha things like that!. The telemarketer would eventually give up and hang up the phone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Names/situations have been changed/everything made up
Hello!?
Hi this is *insert telemarketer's name here*!. We're doing a survey and need a couple things!.
Sure, go ahead!.
*Random Situation*
Nope!.
OK, to finish it I need your name, address, and phone number so we can send you a card for the sweepstakes to win *random $ amount*
Nope!.
Sir, we need your name!.
May I ask what your name is!?
John Dope!.
Where do you live!?
223468 Chicago St!. Chicago, Illinois *random address not even sure if its real*
What's your phone number!?
864-!.!.!. Why are you doing this!?
You asked me for my personal information, so I asked you for yours!. Is there a problem!? *hangs up*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello!?
Hi this is *insert telemarketer's name here*!. We're doing a survey and need a couple things!.
Sure, go ahead!.
*Random Situation*
Nope!.
OK, to finish it I need your name, address, and phone number so we can send you a card for the sweepstakes to win *random $ amount*
Nope!.
Sir, we need your name!.
May I ask what your name is!?
John Dope!.
Where do you live!?
223468 Chicago St!. Chicago, Illinois *random address not even sure if its real*
What's your phone number!?
864-!.!.!. Why are you doing this!?
You asked me for my personal information, so I asked you for yours!. Is there a problem!? *hangs up*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put the dog on the phone!.
Put the neighbors kids on the phone
tell the he just died 5 minutes ago and you are too late
tell them im getting busy in the bed room i will be back in 2 minutes
ask them for their home number and i will call them back at home
later!.
ask them what they are wearing and hit on them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put the neighbors kids on the phone
tell the he just died 5 minutes ago and you are too late
tell them im getting busy in the bed room i will be back in 2 minutes
ask them for their home number and i will call them back at home
later!.
ask them what they are wearing and hit on them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my friend answered the phone once and put on this perfect arabic accent and started freakin out on the telemarketer saying that he lost his dog and has he seen it and on and on!. The TELEMARKETER actually hung up on him, it was the funniest thing ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretend your a message recorder!.!.you know when someone calls you and your not home!.!.and they leave message for you to call them back!.!.why don't you that!.!.I do it all the time and it works!.!.or pretend your a cop and if they ever bother you again you will arrest them and press charges!.!.they'll stopWww@Enter-QA@Com
I answered the phone, and the girl went into her speech!.!.!.I cut her off and said!.!.!.I'm busy right now, can you call back when I'm not home!? and she replied!.!.sure!
not the sharpest crayon in the box!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not the sharpest crayon in the box!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"i'm sorry, would it be ok if i take your number and call you back while you're in the middle of dinner!?"
"i'm sorry, can you hold for a moment!?" then never come back to the phone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"i'm sorry, can you hold for a moment!?" then never come back to the phone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My dad has farted really loud into the phone before, because they called on a Sunday night, hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
FrenchMastiff83: HAHAHAAH I've never though of that one! LOL
I ask 'em in an indian accent, if they have any daughters I could marry LOL
oh and when they've asked for my name I'lm like "Bob the Builder" LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I ask 'em in an indian accent, if they have any daughters I could marry LOL
oh and when they've asked for my name I'lm like "Bob the Builder" LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Can you speed it up!?The prison governor will be back in his office any minute now!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
leave me alone you anti-social loser
YOUR PRODUCTS SUCK!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
YOUR PRODUCTS SUCK!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I tell them the person they're looking for is dead!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That I was on the toilet taking a dump and can they hold!? Then I made grunting noises!.!.!.They hung upWww@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm sorry I'm not here right now, can I give myself a message!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i flirt with them wether it be a man or woman!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ever since I changed my number, they always call my phone and creditors too looking for some guy I don't know!. I always answer with sound boards!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why are you stealing my sales you know I was trying to sell the same thing yesterday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I cant talk right now I have diarrhea and its running down my leg!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com