Why did George Bush cross the road?!
Question: Why did George Bush cross the road!?
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Answers:
To ask his dad what to do nextWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because he was Dumb!?
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he seen Dick Cheney with a gun and was trying to get away
he heard the chicken had weapons of mass destruction
he was deported as an alien and was trying to get back
he was stuck in condi rices teethWww@Enter-QA@Com
he heard the chicken had weapons of mass destruction
he was deported as an alien and was trying to get back
he was stuck in condi rices teethWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only to turn around and speak in 3rd person about how he crossed the road in an attempt to appear smart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To finally go to the Dark Side!
To meet with his connection, he is addicted to oil!.
To look at the shiny object on the other side!.
To check out the chicks at Pettycoat Junction!
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To meet with his connection, he is addicted to oil!.
To look at the shiny object on the other side!.
To check out the chicks at Pettycoat Junction!
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to try 2 correct that last grammar mistake that he made in his speech!.!.!. only 2 see a sign that said "Free beer, take all if needed"!.
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sorry i know that wuz extremely lame!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to get to the dumbass convention
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To get hit by a milk truck because he was depressed that a black man could do his job better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So he can drill oil for his gas, and decide not to share so we can play high gas prices for a good 4 years!.
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he wanted to escape the bad economyWww@Enter-QA@Com
To look for weapons of mass destruction!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because he saw something shiny on the other side!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
to go hide behind the bush Www@Enter-QA@Com
So he could get hit by a bus!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To partayyy!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
to kill the liberals on the other side
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Why!? Because Cheney told him to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
to get to iraqWww@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the other oil fieldWww@Enter-QA@Com
He was breaking in his new Ballet Shoes, Www@Enter-QA@Com
because he wanted to be like clinton and across the street was a strip clubWww@Enter-QA@Com
to get to the last remaining tax dollar he had not given to a friend Www@Enter-QA@Com
in the hopes of getting hit by the trafficWww@Enter-QA@Com
to meet osma bin ladenWww@Enter-QA@Com
to look for WMD'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
to get to a 7eleven and buy more beerWww@Enter-QA@Com
cause there was oil on the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
coz he thought that side was too dirty for his precious shoez!Www@Enter-QA@Com