Having a bad day, does anyody know a funny story to cheer me up?!
Question: Having a bad day, does anyody know a funny story to cheer me up!?
Bad Bad Day!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands!.
When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights!. You may choose any husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband!. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs!."
The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids!."
The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking!."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going!.
She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework!."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak!."
She is so tempted to stay, but can't resist going on!. She goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - you are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor!. There are no men on this floor!. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a "New wives" store just across the street!. Here's what it has!.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex!.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money!.
The content of the 3rd through 6th floors are unknown, as they have never been visited!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights!. You may choose any husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband!. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs!."
The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids!."
The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking!."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going!.
She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework!."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak!."
She is so tempted to stay, but can't resist going on!. She goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - you are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor!. There are no men on this floor!. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a "New wives" store just across the street!. Here's what it has!.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex!.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money!.
The content of the 3rd through 6th floors are unknown, as they have never been visited!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
alright a girl who i have crushed on for a while
asked me to go with her to the movies a week ago to go see dark knight
i told her i would text her when i got off work!.
well i was multitasking and when i went to txt her i had typed in my own number!.
so everything i typed i was getting it back seconds later!.
hey whats up!.!.!.!.hey whats up
that wasnt cool!.!.!.that wasnt cool
seriously stop mocking me!.!.!.seriously stop mocking me
finally it got to!.
why are you being a b*tch!.!.!.why are you being a b*tch
i ended up getting online after getting severely frusterated
and sent her a message completely telling her off
well i realized what happened when it was too late!.
she ended up thinking i was crasy!.
i cannot believe i did that
your day couldnt have been that bad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
asked me to go with her to the movies a week ago to go see dark knight
i told her i would text her when i got off work!.
well i was multitasking and when i went to txt her i had typed in my own number!.
so everything i typed i was getting it back seconds later!.
hey whats up!.!.!.!.hey whats up
that wasnt cool!.!.!.that wasnt cool
seriously stop mocking me!.!.!.seriously stop mocking me
finally it got to!.
why are you being a b*tch!.!.!.why are you being a b*tch
i ended up getting online after getting severely frusterated
and sent her a message completely telling her off
well i realized what happened when it was too late!.
she ended up thinking i was crasy!.
i cannot believe i did that
your day couldnt have been that bad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
once i was driving behind these old fogies on the road and i was so annoyed that they were going so slow so i was tailgating them like no other!. then finally they pulled off the road so i could pass, so i sped on in front of them and went to throw them a dirty look for getting in my way!.!.!.and guess who it was!? my grandparents!. oops! :) never do that again! Www@Enter-QA@Com
what does a pickel look like!? Www@Enter-QA@Com