What is a good excuse for calling in sick tomorrow?!
Question: What is a good excuse for calling in sick tomorrow!?
I will be taking an!.!.!. eh hem!.!.!.personal day of sorts!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Tell them your chia pet died!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
The good thing about having a job and being one of the big kids is that you don't have to give a reason for anything!. Just call and say I will not be coming in to work today!. I'd like to take a personal day or sick day or whatever day you have left at work!.
If you must give a reason, you'll need the day off so that you can take care of your mental health!. You've been feeling stressed as of late and to perform at peak you'll need to recharge yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you must give a reason, you'll need the day off so that you can take care of your mental health!. You've been feeling stressed as of late and to perform at peak you'll need to recharge yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them your dog wandered off into the neighbors yard, the neighbor shot him/her, and you need the day off to bury your dog!. If your boss knows you don't have a dog, then tell the boss the neighbors dog wandered into your yard so you shot the neighbors dog and you have to find a place to hide the carcass!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them the job sucks and you just don't care about it anymore and if they paid you enough to care maybe you wouldn't have to take a personal day because the job really does suck!. Then after your fired give them my name and number I'd be glad to fill in for you!. Of course that is if you want to keep you crappy job just don't say anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can say you got food poisioning yesturday and have been throwing up all nite last nite!. Or you woke up with a migrane and you can't even open your eyes with out feeling dizy, your neighbors mom died and you need to watch their kids, there's plenty of excuses, # 1 thing is don't feel nervous and actual believe your lie and you will feel fine haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell your boss that your going in to get your kidney stones examined and that last night you almost passed out just using the bathroom!. make sure you mention how cool it is that they said they use the same thingy that shows a kid in a pregnant chick!. ultrasound or ultrasonic or something!. make it specific but leave it lose for his interpetationWww@Enter-QA@Com
ate some bad food the night before and threw up and pooped everywhere in your restroom cause you couldn't make it in time, which caused another train reaction and now your bathrooms a mess and you continue be ill and have to clean up the horrible mess once you rehydrate yourself and stop pooping and throwing up : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Be careful of Karma!.!.!. If they ask, I just tell them I was awake in the bathroom all night and am too worn out to work!.!.!.
From that, they can guess it was diarrhea, vomiting, crazy-awesome bathroom sex, drunk party that lead to the bathroom, anxiety attacks!.!.!. whatever!. This way you aren't cursing yourself with something bad that can happen and they can assume the worst!Www@Enter-QA@Com
From that, they can guess it was diarrhea, vomiting, crazy-awesome bathroom sex, drunk party that lead to the bathroom, anxiety attacks!.!.!. whatever!. This way you aren't cursing yourself with something bad that can happen and they can assume the worst!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Broke your foot and you are in the hospital for xrays!.!.!.and then when you go to work on monday tell them!.!.no it wasn't broken just a bad sprang and you can wrap it yourself from the drug store and even pick up some crutches at the salvation armyWww@Enter-QA@Com
you have food poison!. you went to a seafood or chinese restaurant the night before and you are throwing up and have diareaha!? LOL i don't know!.
orrr you could you could do the whole "one-day cold" bit
good luck!. :]]
practice your sick voice :]] Www@Enter-QA@Com
orrr you could you could do the whole "one-day cold" bit
good luck!. :]]
practice your sick voice :]] Www@Enter-QA@Com
say you went somewhere the day before and you had bad food and you went to the doctors and they said you had for poisoning and they told you to have bed rest for a day or twoWww@Enter-QA@Com
u could say that when you went to the atm last night you were grabbed from behind dragged into a dark alley and raped by two thugs who took your wallet and you need the day off to sort out cancelling bank cards etc and a hiv test!.!.
It worked for me!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It worked for me!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just say u have not been feeling good all day, and that u cant make it in tonight, i mean if u r the type of person that doesnt call off every damn day, than u should have no probleam calling offWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why are you being lazy!? Ha ha!. You could tell them that you have a staph infection and you have to stay home until you find out that it isn't contagious!. why so serious!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was claning my gutter and i fall down from the top and broke my neck !.!.!.!.!.or tell 'em that i had a heat attack and i almost died!
Best of luck Www@Enter-QA@Com
Best of luck Www@Enter-QA@Com
Migraine
or if you're a chick, Female Problems
Then there's the good old stand-by, Family ProblemsWww@Enter-QA@Com
or if you're a chick, Female Problems
Then there's the good old stand-by, Family ProblemsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them your cat died while pooping and peeing in your bathtub and you accidently drop the toaster and i had to clean it up with my foot and buttholeWww@Enter-QA@Com
you have a chest infection
then you can have a week off work!Www@Enter-QA@Com
then you can have a week off work!Www@Enter-QA@Com
explosive diahreah, with sticky odor, and oily discharge, and a sprained wristWww@Enter-QA@Com
well if your a girl say you have female problems because then no one will ask about it
if your a guy just say you have the flu
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if your a guy just say you have the flu
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Say that you have the flu and a bad fever!? I mean really its not like you really need an HUGE excuse like cancer!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know of a bank robbery thats going to happen and you have to be there to stop it and save everbody!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not feeling well at all!. You smell like vomit and you spent the night at the toilet seat!.
That ought to do it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That ought to do it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
DiARREAHWww@Enter-QA@Com
Diarrhea works everytime!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That you ate Taco Bell, they have the lowest quality of meat out all the restaurants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ebola virus!. The 48-hour kind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am sick i hurt my back at work do not worie i will not sue i will be ok in a week or two!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your not feeling good
family emergency
death in the family
your car broke down
someone broke into ur home
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family emergency
death in the family
your car broke down
someone broke into ur home
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Food poisoning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The flu, easy to fake if necessaary!.Www@Enter-QA@Com