Why did the Santa Clause cross the road?!
Question: Why did the Santa Clause cross the road!?
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to beat up somebody who called him a "ho ho ho"!.
that wuz lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that wuz lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was trying to keep grandma from getting run over by a reindeer!. God, I hate that song!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
because he needed to go to his summer job as a wine taster!.
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to get to the nearest weight watchers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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to get to the nearest weight watchers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because his sleigh couldn't hold him anymore so he had to walk!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Coz hes a dirty prick who likes to perv over small childrenWww@Enter-QA@Com
to get mrs clause from her workWww@Enter-QA@Com
To get to WalgreensWww@Enter-QA@Com
To rescue his Jingle bells!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause he needed to go to the hospital for a triple bypass Www@Enter-QA@Com
his pants were there!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so he could go to the ice cream shopWww@Enter-QA@Com
so he an get his fat *** runned overWww@Enter-QA@Com
so he could go to the corner pubWww@Enter-QA@Com