With groceries being so expensive, does anyone have suggestions for getting Tito!
Question: With groceries being so expensive, does anyone have suggestions for getting Tito Jackson off of my lawn!?
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DON'T water it!. When the grass dries up, he'll have nothing more to graze on and he'll move on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In a situation as dire as this one, the only available option is to chuck family photo albums at him!. I caught Tom from MySpace throwing frozen hams at my car late one January evening, and that's how I handled it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hee hee!.!.!.you said Jackson off!. (I'm easily amused!. Shut up)!.
Why don't you turn your gonorrhea ridden Shitzu on him!? Tito won't want your STD hound anywhere near his Jackson family jewels, so he'll go camp on the neighbor's lawn!.
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Why don't you turn your gonorrhea ridden Shitzu on him!? Tito won't want your STD hound anywhere near his Jackson family jewels, so he'll go camp on the neighbor's lawn!.
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You could throw his microphone into the next yard but he'd probably just fetch it like a dog!.
hmm!.!.!.
How 'bout sicking your moose on him!?
Moose is bigger than him!. Very scary!. Especially when it's in heat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmm!.!.!.
How 'bout sicking your moose on him!?
Moose is bigger than him!. Very scary!. Especially when it's in heat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
for once I got nothing!.!.well I had something, but it was incredibly racist and I already got suspended twice LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him Celeste is waiting for him in the neighbor's yard!. He will leave yours and wait for her until he draws his last breath!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Turn the hose on him!. He'll get the idea!. Now do you understand why I told you not to feed him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just throw a dollar and a Hungry Man dinner out onto the street!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hook an egg mcmuffin to a fishing line, stand across the street and reel it in!.!.!. guaranteed he'll cross the road!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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turn on the sprinklerWww@Enter-QA@Com