How can I know for sure if my S/O 's .....?!
Question: How can I know for sure if my S/O 's !.!.!.!.!.!?
cat is possessed and trying to kill me!. I never pay it any attention, I tell it all the time that I don't like cats but it follows me around and is always staring at me!. What are some ways to test if it is supernatural!? I was thinking of throwing it in a lake and if doesn't drown then it probably is possessed!. What are some other ways I can test out this theory!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I'm not a cat whisperer *snicker* BUT I know the evil cat eye when I see it!.
You'll need to send it here as Tublet said!. I am great at interrogation!. I am a 'hands off' interrogator and so you need not worry!. ALTHOUGH!.!.your cat may come back to you thinking it is a llama b/c I'm also an expert in mind control!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You'll need to send it here as Tublet said!. I am great at interrogation!. I am a 'hands off' interrogator and so you need not worry!. ALTHOUGH!.!.your cat may come back to you thinking it is a llama b/c I'm also an expert in mind control!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cats stare at you when they're trying to send you a telepathic message - usually something like "Refill my water bowl", "More food - NOW" or "Talk to me in your stupid human gibberish"!. If you want to stop the staring and following, simply obey!.
If you want to test your theory of possession, you can throw it in a tree and see if it clings or off a roof and see if it lands on its feet!.
Good luck! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you want to test your theory of possession, you can throw it in a tree and see if it clings or off a roof and see if it lands on its feet!.
Good luck! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
My cat is possessed by Satan! I can help you out! Does it look like this:
http://i199!.photobucket!.com/albums/aa221!.!.!.
He meows at his image in a mirror!.
He bites his own foot, cries, then bites it some more!.
He tried to set your bible on fire!.
He steals your pot!.
and last but most certainly not least
His head spins around!. Completely around!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://i199!.photobucket!.com/albums/aa221!.!.!.
He meows at his image in a mirror!.
He bites his own foot, cries, then bites it some more!.
He tried to set your bible on fire!.
He steals your pot!.
and last but most certainly not least
His head spins around!. Completely around!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cats always stare maybe it's following you cause u smell good or something !. it just the way they are !.!.!.!. back years and years ago people used to think that they were evil too so don't feel bad!. but not true soo leave the cat alone please Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think 1k has a "Make Sure Your Cat's Not Evil" service, but you'd have to mail the cat to Canada!.!.!.!.and she only mails them back if they ARE evil!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
leave the cat alone!. remember, it has claws and if it really doesn't like you, it will use them on your face!.
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show it you care!.!.!.hold it!.!.cuddle it/!.!.!.brush its fur!.!.!.play with its crotchWww@Enter-QA@Com
go to therapy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Burn HERWww@Enter-QA@Com
Feed a dead mouse and if starts talking in Latin !.!.!.you know it is possessed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ask it directly cos they cannot lieWww@Enter-QA@Com
kick itWww@Enter-QA@Com