Whats the funniest thing a kid said to you?!


Question: Whats the funniest thing a kid said to you!?
One afternoon when I picked up my four year old daughter from preschool, she came out singing a song song she had learned that day and she kept on singing it as we drive go me!. After about the 2Th time i said honey can you please sing something else!? She said, I'm sorry mommy, she replied, that song is just stuck in my hair! lol i laughed because it was suppose to be head not hair!.

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lol that's cute!.!.!.one time I brought my little brother to the park!. We were walking along and we see this lady with big, red poofy hair, and when we walk by her my brother stops, looks up at her in awe and says "Simba" lol I was trying so hard not to laugh and pull him away!. He was 4!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

i was in my schools bathroom washing my hands, and some little like what kindergarden 5 year old girl, (what would a 5 year old girl be doing in a highschool i have no idea) but she walks in and shes like!.
"hi, are you like japanese or something!?" and im like, "why no little girl, im american just like you" it was so funny because everyone thinks im like asian and japanese and korean just because im tiny and have slanted eyes!. kids say the darnest things haha =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

well it wasnt to me but we we at Water Country USA and there was this REALLY REALLY REALLY hairy guy and i mean it looked like there was a forest on his back and chest and so this little red head kid about 4 was being held by his dad and he turned around and saw the guy and his eyes got really big and he said " Daddy look at that guy!!!"

hahahaha it was sooo funny me and my friends about fell over in laughter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My husband's niece crawled into my lap and looked into my eyes and asked in a serious tone "Are you Chinese or Japanese!?"!. I thought it was funny because she is 7, comes from a very small town and it just showed me how she is really never exposed to different ethnicities!. I told her I had both of those in my background and she became more confused!Www@Enter-QA@Com

when I was pregnant my 1 year old would always rub my stomach and say hi to the baby, so after I had the baby and came home a couple of weeks ago my 1 year old rubbed my belly while I was getting dressed and said hi baby & asked was I going to get the other baby out of my stomach too!. I was laughing so hard I cried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I tried to teach a 3 year old how to say encyclopedia!. I went "Okay say en (then she would)-cyc (again she would)-lo-pe-di-a!. Now put it all together and say encyclopedia!." And it can out"encylanahnahabla" I was laughing so hard at how cute it was!!

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Recently my 4 year old grandson stayed all night with
me!. As we awoke the following morning, he commented
about my bed-head hair!. He said that the cause of my
morning yucky hair-do was that the ' Hair Fairy ' must've
paid me a visit during the night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

me and a friend were walking around this neighborhood and a little boy came out yelling 'ay bay bay!. hey!. hey light skin girl!. how you doin!?'

lol he listens to his older brothers too much or something!. im guessing he was about 5Www@Enter-QA@Com

i complimented a kid and he said so you wanna go out sometimes you can be the first to get in my pants

haha he was like 7 :O shocker eiiWww@Enter-QA@Com

my 3 yr!. old cousin rolls herself into a ball and says she's a basket and when i ask her what's in the basket she says hamburgers and lotion
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i told my sister that
she had a fat lip, and she
told me to leave her alone
or she'd give me one to match!

hahaha, i was mad but laughing
SO hard!

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different things like yesterday a dude was all get out of the side of the road from his car and then my brother was in his car to and he was all "its kinda hard!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

*thinks*Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha :) aww


My friends little sister says par cark instead of car park =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

a freind ask me to ask his kid to spell cherry and he said; C!.H!. eeairry- airy CHERRY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"My Grandma lives in a condom"Www@Enter-QA@Com

My 2 year old sister says I have a heag egg insted of head acheWww@Enter-QA@Com

A 5 year old told me to act my age & grow up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

are babys poop because they come out of your butt!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

my 7 year old cousin who is a girl said "boobies" and grabbed my boobs
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