Where did I go wrong in raising my kids?!


Question: Where did I go wrong in raising my kids!?
A daughter with a fixation on swing set poles
and a son with a distaste for pants!.!.!.!.

I can't figure it out, I just can't figure it out!.!.!.
walks away shaking head in shame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Daughter: As long as you can keep her off tetherball and other hardcore playground activities, she should be okay!. I have to admit, I experimented with swingsets myself when I was a child!.

Son: I don't understand what the problem is!. I rarely have pants on either!. It just makes typing so much more freeing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My parents wanted me to go into engineering, but I'm looking towards either astrophysics or medical!. They went wrong when the introduced me to the engine!. I hate grease!.

I was also supposed to like 70's music!. Big fail there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

From P&S News Headquarters in the beautiful northern suburb of Minnesota, Toronto Canada

Please note, Dr!. Maur Nuttzenu is unavailable for comment at this time!.



{the fading sound of running footsteps is followed by the thump of a slammed door!.!.!.}Www@Enter-QA@Com

they were switched at birth!. some woman from the hills happened to be in town that day and gave birth too!. when she left the hospital she grabbed your beautiful child and you ended up with hers!.

(and yes it happened twice) Www@Enter-QA@Com

think of it this way!. it takes all kinds of people to make a world!. you had a part in making two of em'!. no need to hang your head!. they are very likable and talented!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I hear that! I got stuck with a son who doesn't know what "work" means; a son that doesn't care what work means; and a daughter who works 7 days a week!
:)~Www@Enter-QA@Com

you have some fun kids!. they know how to laugh!. it is because of you that they learned how to do all those things!. he heWww@Enter-QA@Com

At least your son is the leader in his field!.

And your daughter will lose her fixation on swingset poles possibly when she graduates to a single pole and begins dancing!. It's just a thought ma!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't think it was the way you raised them!. It was in the way they were conceived!.


Nekked (no pants) in the park (swing set poles)

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I'm betting they're not really your kids but a government experiment gone wrongWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hey! That's just today's norms!. That's the whole attitude of today's society since they've taken GOD out of everything!. from our schools, to our pledge, or our government!. All parents like us are in a no-win situation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ah ha!! I knew hanging around all those hot P&S girls & Buk got to have some kind of side effects!.

Thank god, I don't have kids,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not your doing girl, it's their own!. We can only guide them as much as we can!. Now tell that boy get his dam pants back on!. I seen them running around by themselves again!. LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!!!

I think they are just trying to get you to write a book about them!.

Possibly a reality tv show about your family!.

Show me the money!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tisk tisk! Happy children!? What's wrong with you!? [wags finger]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ma, I think I need to send my kids to you!.!.!.my daughter has a fixation with stripper poles!.!.!.
and my son won't quit touchin' his!.!.!.!.wangnoodle!.!.!.!.
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Well Ma!.!.!.Its like this Ma!.!.First you gave birth, now that may not have been the best thing to have done looking back on it!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com

Even if it was the other way round you would have no worries!.=*}Www@Enter-QA@Com

Dont worry!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.their happy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com

Did you wear green while you were expecting !?!?
That might explain a few things!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

~~There's only SO much a parent can do~~(Giggles)Www@Enter-QA@Com

At least it's not the other way around ma!.

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Well, look at it this way!.!.!.
Better than the other way 'round!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Send them to a boot camp for 30 years!.


!.!.!.Kidding!. Kidding!.
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*pats you on the back*

There, there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not your fault!.!.!.the apples fell too far from the tree!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

im speechlessWww@Enter-QA@Com

you need to see a psychiatrist!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

to much sausageWww@Enter-QA@Com



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