Poll: Something you should never say or do at the dinner table?!
Question: Poll: Something you should never say or do at the dinner table!?
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Answers:
Talk about Sweeney Todd, while eating BBQ!. Hehe! I did that after I watched it, and my older sister left the table!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never say "What in the hell is this!?" while picking up a morsel of food and shaking it!. Never say "I sure miss ol' Blue!. Is this him!?" when you're eating steak!. When eating something someone has gone out and killed for you, discreetly spit the buckshot into a napkin, don't try and make it ring when you spit it into a cup!. Don't stab other diners in the hand with your fork if they grab for the last of something that you wanted!. Instead, tell them "I just licked that one" and they'll hand it back to you!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
You should never talk about gross topics!. Some people can get really disgusted, therefore effecting their meal!. also do not talk about diets or weight!. People always try to be healthy and eat well but talking about shedding those extra pounds will ruin someones meal!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Politics, Religion and jokes especially like this!.!.!. You have to watch this ha ha ha LOL
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=tYlIir95s!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=tYlIir95s!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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It's not a good idea to criticize the cook at the dinner table!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's not a good idea to criticize the cook at the dinner table!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The BRITISH ARE CUMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Talk about the latest episode of "Dirty Jobs" in detail!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Remove your dentures and lay them on the table!.!.!.that's what the finger bowl is for!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This chocolate pudding reminds me, I need to buy more diapers tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask if anyone wants extra salt, then scratch your dandruff off onto their plate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say " We had sex on this table last night "Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like to masturbate after a heavy meal; great meatloaf by the way grandma!. lololol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask if anyone there has ever been through a slaughter house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Point at the rice dish and say "Pass the maggot larvae please!?"
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scatch your butt while sharing a finger food appetizer Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell the aristocrats joke!.
seriously, look it up if you never heard of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
seriously, look it up if you never heard of it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
FART a big juicy one
or tell your mother that your
pregnant that will get everyone
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or tell your mother that your
pregnant that will get everyone
crazyWww@Enter-QA@Com
"this food would taste better if we were naked!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whip out your own food (Such as fast food) and put it on your plate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Mom your food tastes like dog crap!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Feed your pet from someone else's plate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fart!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Did you prepare this meal or Pizza Hut!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
FART!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Burp or FartWww@Enter-QA@Com
Puke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whose pubes are in the meat loaf!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
throw up!.
on your food!.
then eat it!.
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on your food!.
then eat it!.
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sleep with a prostitute!. its just bad manorsWww@Enter-QA@Com
pick your nose or sneeze into a plate of food!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is so going on my blog!. This, plus the upskirt shots I'm taking under the table!.
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