What is the appropriate punishment for the following vile coworker?!


Question: What is the appropriate punishment for the following vile coworker!?
1!. She just heated up a leftover cabbage dish in the microwave in our cafe!.

2!. She has a vanity license plat that reads "DR LAW!." She is a lawyer, but got her degree at the worst law skool in the area, and functions more or less a paralegal!.

3!. She has a handicapped placard and parkes in the handicapped space even though she is not at all handicapped - she takes the stairs and everything!.

Make the punishment fit the crimes, people!. This place reeks of old cabbage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
If she has a J!.D!. and is licensed, I won't hate on her for a "worst law school" in the area!.

If she has a handicapped placard and isn't entitled to it, I'd take photos of her being all un-handicapped and then turn those in to the bar!. Honesty is an important trait for attorneys, yes!?

I will hate on her with the fury of a thousand suns for calling herself "DR LAW" based on a J!.D!. We all know that calling oneself Doctor based on a J!.D!. is not done!. Esquire, yes!. Doctor, no!.!.!.unless you're a pretentious asshat!.

As for the cabbage, she should die in a fire!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Quite clearly, you must settle for nothing less then four slashed tires, a broken windshield, and the total destruction of the driver's side door!.

Oh, and be sure to put a fork in the microwave right before she uses it!.

*BONUS* push her down the elevator shaft since she wants to be disabled so bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok so hire a buch of no good youths to steel the wheels off her car
r
get sum spraypaint nd change da license plate from DR LAW to PENIS r sumtin cool like dat
r
get like a load of old mouldy cabbages nd fill her desk r car r umbrella r sumtin wit dem nd c hw she likes it

i put alot of effort into dis ans so cud u please giv me best answer i need the points

let me no hw u gt onWww@Enter-QA@Com

this isn't the same fatty is it!? because if she's eating cabbage AND she's obese!.!.!.holy mother of mary I feel for you!.!.

do you want to swap co-workers for a week!? mine eats with his none-tooth mouth and can't chew proper, or he puts in his oversized dentures and yaps while they flap up and down, I think it's easier to look at him without teeth I tell you!.!.!.

you should make some special microwave popcorn!.!.throw in some hair, after you've lit it on fire!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

draw or doodle on her paperwork when she's on the phone!. Just sit there, pretending you want to chat and doodle on her stuff!. Then when she gets off the phone say "oops,!.!.!.gotta work"!.
Basically think of all the little things that drive you crazy and do them to her!.
OH, one day you should say that a handicapped dude was driving around and couldn't find a parking spot!.!.!.then ask her to move her car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. While on vacation cook a large bowl of cabage and put it in her
drawer!.

2!. buy a LA LAW (from the tv show) fake license plate on ebay or what ever and put in on her desk

3!. upon returning call the po po - $150 fine for using and parking
in a handicap spot!.

Www@Enter-QA@Com

Go to a GM dealership and buy a bottle of GM Limited Slip Additive!. Pour some down the defrost duct of her car!. The smell is far worse than a skunk could ever hope for!. You could also pour some on her chair so that she gets it on her clothes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. take a dump in her bottom drawer of her desk and cover it with something!.!.!.the smell will get her
2!. Buy her an Alma mater sticker for her car!.!.!.!.and put it on for her
3!. Break her knee caps or call the cops!.!.!.!.that'ss a mighty big fine!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why do you have to be so sexy all the time!? I don't have an answer, I am tired and blatant butt kissing is easier!.

Seriously are you sexy!? Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ask if you can have some of the cabbage!. Eat it and then when it starts to create pressure in your intestines go to her office and let it all go!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Are you sure you two work together!? If she's a lawyer I highly doubt it based off your spelling!.!.!.haha!.

I like cabbage so I wouldn't care about that!.
The parking thing isn't right, so why not just report her for it!.

Www@Enter-QA@Com

tell the police that she is NOT handicapped and she parks in a handicapped parking!. she should get a ticket for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

You always seem to have plenty of work horror stories!. Maybe you should find a job with better co-workers!. Like at a smoke shop, tattoo parlor, or pizza place!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

-let her clean up the whole mess and dump them
-make it bigger and change it to "Cheap dr!.law"
-let her look after real handicapped people for the rest of her livesWww@Enter-QA@Com

How I wish they also told you when you duplicate stuff too!!

Anyhew, leave the looser girl alone!.!.!.there is one in EVERY office! Just ignore!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tell the local Legal ethics board (lawyers guild) about the handicap fraud !Www@Enter-QA@Com

Red chili pepper rubbed on underwear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Go to Taco Bell tonight and surprise her tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You could pull down her knickers and set her pubic hair alight!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Call in a naked clown for half hour of show into her office!.!.!.

and!.!. make sure he spits on her head!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't forget school, not skool!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Put a rat in her drawers!.
(or on her plat!.!.lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com

put her on the rackWww@Enter-QA@Com

what do you mean by plat!? i don't understandWww@Enter-QA@Com

1!. if she has her own office pee on the carpet!. if she keeps the door locked, siphon the pee under her door with a really long straw!. in fact, do it on a friday night so it has all weekend to simmer!. she'll have a hell of a time trying to find the smell in the first place!.

2!. get out a sharpie and make the "d" a "b" and put an "a" in before the "l!." BRALAW isn't anything, but maybe people will think she's got a thing about bras or that she considers herself a brawler!. of course, defacing a license plate is probably a crime of some sort, so i really don't recommend you do this!. wink, wink!. nudge, nudge!.!.!.!.

3!. some options:
a!.swipe her placard

b!.poop on the hood of her car and stick a note in the poop saying "if you're not handicapped, don't park here!" do it every day until she stops!. better yet, if there's a sun roof, do it there and hope she doesn't notice until she's opened it!. (note: you can always prepackage the poop with note tucked in ahead of time for a quicker drop off!.)

c!. call the police and leave an anonymous tip!. she'll have to show documentation that she's eligible!. this is kind of lame, but there's the possibility she gets busted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories