What do you do when your GF falls in lust with the campus security officer?!
Question: What do you do when your GF falls in lust with the campus security officer!?
Answers:
Dress up in a cop outfit and do meWww@Enter-QA@Com
Spread roomers that he is gay and sell drugs too small children!. Then you gotta be a man around your girlfriend and show her who is boss!. Call her and tell her (dont ask, TELL) to get the f*** over to your place!. When she gets there (and she will be there fast because you were a man about it) say to her "B**** what you doin lukin at gaywads like that lil beeeach security guard!?!?!?!? You are my ho and you will do as I say now COOK MY DINNER!!" That should solve your problem and she will definitely have a new found respect for you!. Then dump her and get with her best friend!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everyone has secret crushes but if she's overly vocal about wanting to bang the hell out of this guy then you should tell her how that affects you!. No one likes to hear that their gf/bf wants to have sex with someone else!. She might just have her priorities mixed up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dump her!.
Not so much because she's lusting after another man but because she lusts after campus security officers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not so much because she's lusting after another man but because she lusts after campus security officers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You hang up blown up pictures of her around campus with the word "scumbag" written across her face!. !. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Humor her and don't show jealousy!. Women like a secure man!. She's obviously secure enough in your relationship that she can be honest with you when she finds someone else attractive!. It's harmless!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
dress like a security officer and surprise her and jump her!. i bet its just the uniform that does it for her!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
become a big pimp daddy and sell her to the security team!.!.ps:send doughnuts with her rent- a- cops like doughnuts too!.!.!.!.!.!.roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
Talk to her and find out what is up!. Find out if she prefers the security officer!. If so, bye bye!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
let her lust, what's good for the damn goose is good for the damn gander!.!.!.or some shytWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lure him away with donuts and steal your girlfriend back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shoot the son of a b*tch in the balls then look for a new GF!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
find another gfWww@Enter-QA@Com
Get a pair of sunglasses and stare at the sun a lot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quit IRL and become an hero!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Beat him with his pretty flashlightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Let her go, it will happen again and again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do her sisterWww@Enter-QA@Com
Kick her A$$ to the curb!Www@Enter-QA@Com
kick her to the curbWww@Enter-QA@Com
Make him an offer he can't refuse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The high school is full of chicks!. I'd just go after another one!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
that should set off some sirens!. Find another GF!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dump her for the lunch lady!Www@Enter-QA@Com
buy her a condomWww@Enter-QA@Com
Be a man, take out the trash!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go home to the wifey!Www@Enter-QA@Com