My employee picnic at work is looking for fun and exciting things to do on that !
Question: My employee picnic at work is looking for fun and exciting things to do on that day!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.and they think that some carnival-like games would be, and I quote "Real good fun for everyone!."
Do you know where I can buy a crotchless clown suit and a flamethrower!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you know where I can buy a crotchless clown suit and a flamethrower!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
My flamethrower is empty (I used it at our last staff meeting), but crotchless clown suits are pretty easy to score, provided you scrape all the clown out of them first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can rent the flame thrower from 1-900 getburnt, and as for funtime activities, this would be mine:
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeerrrrr
Take one down, pass it around - oh 99 bottles of beer
98 Bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beeerr
Take one down, pass up the clown, oh 98 bottles of beer
97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beeeerrr
Take one down, toast the clown, oh 97 bottles of beer
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer
take one down, Deep six the clown, oh 96 bottles of beer
95 bottles of beeerr on the swhall
tadsh one doun, plass e' roun
I's drunk bye new
now you know why I'm never invited to MY company pic!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeerrrrr
Take one down, pass it around - oh 99 bottles of beer
98 Bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beeerr
Take one down, pass up the clown, oh 98 bottles of beer
97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beeeerrr
Take one down, toast the clown, oh 97 bottles of beer
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer
take one down, Deep six the clown, oh 96 bottles of beer
95 bottles of beeerr on the swhall
tadsh one doun, plass e' roun
I's drunk bye new
now you know why I'm never invited to MY company pic!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sure enough!. Now go straight down the highway til you get to the clown exit, get off there!. At the bottom of the ramp go right!. About 3 miles make the turn onto lollipop mountain!. Follow that all the way up!. At the very tippy top is a very special store where you can find anything you need!. They do specialize in flame throwers!. From a large one right down to a minature one!. Have fun at your picnic and don't do anything I wouldn't do!. ROFLMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
I searched in my garage but the best I could come up with was a parachute and a bicycle pump!. However, the good news is that Great Aunt Carmen is in town and she does a great flame-throwing act - weddings, barmitzvahs, funerals, you know the kind of thing!. She looks great for her age (pictured centre) and she'll even go crotchless if the wind's blowing in the right direction!. Call me!.
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I found your question because Lucky starred it & my first thought was, Hire Buk to play the wooden spoons on his belly! I clicked on the question & of course, IT HAD TO BE YOUR QUESTION! All I said was Oh, SNAP!!! lol
I still think you should play the wooden spoons!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I still think you should play the wooden spoons!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Keep me posted on the crotchless clown suit - my bosses wife just asked me to go over to their house and "run the vacuum real quick"!. If I go I'm going nekkkid and that's a damn promise (unless you can get me the suit)!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
this must be some party!. don't for get the beer!.!.!.!.!.!.!.well, that's not really work appropriate, but it all depends on the company!. but seriously a crotchless clown suit!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. dude that would be crazy, if you do do it please put it on youtube, just for the hell of itWww@Enter-QA@Com
there's a great Dildo game that is played at 'fun parties' you should look it up the last 'fun party' I went to was co-ed and the guys enjoyed it as much as the gals! lol I'm sure everyone would get a kick out of it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Buy balloons and a tank of helium!. Make your crotchless clown suit out of the balloons, and wear nothing underneath!. You will be the life of the party, especially if it's a windy day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could make one!. I am scared of clowns myself!. Here are some ideas for the employee picnic!. You could throw darts at the people you didn't like!. also, you should play some party games like pin the tail on the idiot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could:
1) Play office confessions
2) Introduce the mistresses to the wives
3) Lace all the food with a little "maryjane"
4) Double-spike the punch and have a dance-off contest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) Play office confessions
2) Introduce the mistresses to the wives
3) Lace all the food with a little "maryjane"
4) Double-spike the punch and have a dance-off contest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A flamethrower is easy to make-
Just think- Vacuum cleaner hose, your asss,
a piece of duct tape and a lit candle!.
You can burn the crotch out of the clown suit
once you're all set up!. Have fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just think- Vacuum cleaner hose, your asss,
a piece of duct tape and a lit candle!.
You can burn the crotch out of the clown suit
once you're all set up!. Have fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No I dont, but I do know where you can pick up a used sausage-ring toss game CHEAP!.!.!.
As for the flamethrower!.!.!. that is nothing a can of pinto beans , a kazoo, and some book matches wont take care of!.!. yanno!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
As for the flamethrower!.!.!. that is nothing a can of pinto beans , a kazoo, and some book matches wont take care of!.!. yanno!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would loan ya mine but I need them for this weekend!.!.!.You can try kinkster clown apparel!.
As for the flamethrower sorry, I like ya and all Buk but nobunny gets to use my beloved flamethrower!. Why not juggle hatchets instead!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
As for the flamethrower sorry, I like ya and all Buk but nobunny gets to use my beloved flamethrower!. Why not juggle hatchets instead!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
my answer is similar to joe angus'
since you don't wear pants, bend over, fart and light a match!. but i guess that would work with the crotchless clown suit too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
since you don't wear pants, bend over, fart and light a match!. but i guess that would work with the crotchless clown suit too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Damn Ding took my answer!.!.!.!.!.I may have one wait let me check!.!.!.!.!.!.hold on!.!.!.nope thats my crotchless nun outfit!.!.wait I know its here somewhere!.!.!.!.!.!.hang on!.!.!.!.!.Damn sorry I loaned it to GCG!.!.!.but I'm with Ding!.!.!.!.lets do the cotton candy suit!.!.!.!.?Www@Enter-QA@Com
No but I know a lady I used to work with who said that her dream was to be a clown !. So I have a clown who can wear that suit!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah !.!.!.Playing a delightful game of "Roast the Nuts" !!!
Splendid both fun & functional!.
Feature the Big Bosses Patootie as a
"Kiss It" Fundraiser!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Splendid both fun & functional!.
Feature the Big Bosses Patootie as a
"Kiss It" Fundraiser!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The burlap potato sack race is always amusing, Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drunken tricycle races!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hire a belly dancer to come in and teach the technique to EVERYONE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Barney's S!.W!.A!.T & Militia Supercenter in Racine , Wisconsin, has flamethrowers at half off this week only !Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not sure but I do have a Jar-Jar Binks costume with a strap on you can borrow Buk!Www@Enter-QA@Com
halloween USA!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
play wiffleball or somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL! So then,if you're going that route,best to perform while sitting over the dunk-tank and put out the fireball you'll start up playing with matches like that : DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like fun, how about the game of hide the porpoise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! That last line is funny!.!.!. craigslist I guess, you can find anything there lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
My closet, but it will cost ya!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why don't you just fashion said suit out of cotton candy!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I say take things up a notch and take Jimmy Skidmarks as your date!. Www@Enter-QA@Com