10 POINTS for the first person to make me laugh the hardest!?!
Question: 10 POINTS for the first person to make me laugh the hardest!!?
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u porbably have already seen this
There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other!. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes!.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest!." And he got his wish!.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet!." And he got his wish!.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U!.S!. and all the rest were female!." And he got his wish!.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet!." And he got his wish!.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females!." And he got his wish!.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay!."
*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small!.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah!."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell!?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!?"
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There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other!. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes!.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest!." And he got his wish!.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet!." And he got his wish!.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U!.S!. and all the rest were female!." And he got his wish!.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet!." And he got his wish!.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females!." And he got his wish!.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay!."
*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small!.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah!."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell!?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!?"
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OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
BRITNEY SPEARS IS SUCH A WHORE
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HERES THE REAL ONE
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics!?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism!. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government!. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people!. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class!. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future!. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said!. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him!. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper!. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep!. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room!. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny!. He gives up and goes back to bed!. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now!." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about!." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****!."
OR THIS ONE
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person!?
Neighbor!.
How does a black woman fight crime!?
She has an abortion
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman!. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St!. Patrick was a drunken loser!."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that!."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies!. "I told him St!. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care!." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off!.!.!. watch and learn!." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St!. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that!."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies!. "You're right!. He's unshakable!"
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off!.!.!. just watch!." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St!. Patrick was an Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me!."
WHAT DO U CALL A ASIAN PERSON IN THE HOT POOL
A CUP OF NOODLES
When you should never fart:
1!. Inside a crowded lift!.
2!. Inside a public library!.
3!. On a crowded train!.
4!. Whilst giving a speech!.
5!. In Church!.
6!. Whilst on a date!.
7!. In a packed lecture theatre!.
8!. In your office!.
9!. At a cinema!.
10!. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while!.
11!. In a ticket line!.
13!. On an airplane!.
14!. During confession!.
15!. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky!.
16!. In bed when you're feeling frisky!.
17!. While fighting fire in a burning building!.
19!. In a patrol car for a minor violation!.
When to fart:
1!. Bosses office as you are about to leave - best to make sure it's silent but violent!.
2!. In a bathroom!.
3!. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up!.
4!. The empty elevator before you get off!.
5!. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied!.
6!. Your co-workers cubicle at the office!.
7!. When deep sea diving!.
8!. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested!.
9!. In your car if you've been carjacked!.
10!. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors!.
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PEE
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
BRITNEY SPEARS IS SUCH A WHORE
JKJK
HERES THE REAL ONE
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics!?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism!. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government!. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people!. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class!. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future!. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said!. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him!. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper!. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep!. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room!. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny!. He gives up and goes back to bed!. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now!." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about!." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****!."
OR THIS ONE
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person!?
Neighbor!.
How does a black woman fight crime!?
She has an abortion
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman!. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St!. Patrick was a drunken loser!."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that!."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies!. "I told him St!. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care!." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off!.!.!. watch and learn!." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St!. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that!."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies!. "You're right!. He's unshakable!"
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off!.!.!. just watch!." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St!. Patrick was an Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me!."
WHAT DO U CALL A ASIAN PERSON IN THE HOT POOL
A CUP OF NOODLES
When you should never fart:
1!. Inside a crowded lift!.
2!. Inside a public library!.
3!. On a crowded train!.
4!. Whilst giving a speech!.
5!. In Church!.
6!. Whilst on a date!.
7!. In a packed lecture theatre!.
8!. In your office!.
9!. At a cinema!.
10!. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while!.
11!. In a ticket line!.
13!. On an airplane!.
14!. During confession!.
15!. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky!.
16!. In bed when you're feeling frisky!.
17!. While fighting fire in a burning building!.
19!. In a patrol car for a minor violation!.
When to fart:
1!. Bosses office as you are about to leave - best to make sure it's silent but violent!.
2!. In a bathroom!.
3!. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up!.
4!. The empty elevator before you get off!.
5!. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied!.
6!. Your co-workers cubicle at the office!.
7!. When deep sea diving!.
8!. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested!.
9!. In your car if you've been carjacked!.
10!. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors!.
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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work!.
Her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet!.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet!. The boy now has company!.
Boy: 'Dark in here!.'
Man: 'Yes it is!.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball!.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it!?'
Man: 'No, thanks!.'
Boy: My dad's outside!.'
Man: 'OK, how much!?'
Boy: '$250!.'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together
Boy: 'Dark in here!.'
Man: 'Yes, it is!.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove!.'
Man: 'How much!?'
Boy: '$750!.'
Man: 'Fine!.'
A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove!. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!.'
The boy says, 'I can't ! I sold them!.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for!?'
The son says,'$1,000!.'
The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that!. That is way more than those two things cost!. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess!.'
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door!.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'
The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again!.
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Her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet!.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet!. The boy now has company!.
Boy: 'Dark in here!.'
Man: 'Yes it is!.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball!.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it!?'
Man: 'No, thanks!.'
Boy: My dad's outside!.'
Man: 'OK, how much!?'
Boy: '$250!.'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together
Boy: 'Dark in here!.'
Man: 'Yes, it is!.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove!.'
Man: 'How much!?'
Boy: '$750!.'
Man: 'Fine!.'
A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove!. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!.'
The boy says, 'I can't ! I sold them!.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for!?'
The son says,'$1,000!.'
The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that!. That is way more than those two things cost!. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess!.'
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door!.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'
The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again!.
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Blond walks into a bar with a duck under her arm!. The bartender says "hey were did you get that pig!?" The blond replies "it's not a pig it's a duck!" Bartender says" I know I was talking to the duck!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aw, ficus!!.!.!. BOOGERS!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OH MY GOD A RACCOON!
WHERE WHERE!?
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WHERE WHERE!?
in your toiletWww@Enter-QA@Com