How does feel to know that you caused someone to need counseling because of your!


Question: How does feel to know that you caused someone to need counseling because of your joking!?
When my youngest brother was 4 , I was his babysitter for a short time !. I was 23 and was 7 months pregnant !. He was a little monster ! He never had any discipline from my mom so he was acting like a brat over at my house !.
So I told him that I got my big enormous belly because I eat kids!. Especially little brat kids!. Then I had him feel my belly ( when The baby kicked ) and said " See he's still alive Muahahaha ! "
Well that kid acted like a saint after I told him that , but my mom was all mad at me because I made him deathly afraid of pregnant women !.


My brother is 9 now , he's not afraid anymore !. How do I fix this !?
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Sometime soon and for no apparent reason, randomly punch him in the temple while he's not looking, yeah, you need to blind side him good!. When he comes to / gets up and asks what that was for, get in his face and tell him it's so he'll know he's your bicth!Www@Enter-QA@Com

One of my boys has a birthmark/dimple at the base of his spine!. I told him that it was a scar from having his "tail" removed at birth!. I had no idea he believed me!. A few years ago I heard him tell some one he was born with a tail and had to fess up to the joke!. He bought the story for 20 years!.

Fix brother by telling him you no longer eat babbies but have graduated to grade schoolers because there's more meat on 'em!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is priceless and your mother should have gone along with it!. I'd remind him that you are still bigger and meaner than him and unless he wants to spend the rest of his life pulling his underwear out of his buttcrack he better behave, then to show him you mean business give him a full pull over the head wedgie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is funny!. Verrrry funny!.
When I was young I told my little brother that the Bubble gum man would come and trap him in a bubble b/c he was being bad!. THen I picked up the phone and 'called'!. He still talks about it and he's like 26!. I guess I really really freaked him out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You don't!. Let him grow up and then talk to him!. He's to young to be talked to yet!. And by the time he's old enough he's gonna know you were joking about it!. He'll know where babies come from!. LMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

I have heard people play worse tricks than that and everyone turned out just fine!. Hey, my sister told me they picked me up at Salvation Army!. Kids get over their older sibling's jokes!. I wouldn't worry about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get him some hypnotherapy, when the doctor has him digress back to age 4 have him wake him upWww@Enter-QA@Com

Do you mean how do you fix his not being afraid any more!? Tell him that vaginas have teeth and they love sausages!. That should scar him for life! Www@Enter-QA@Com

you should be proud of your accomplishment!. The counselor has to make money and care for his family, so you aided 2 people at once!. Great job!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Get pregnant or get a spiked paddle!.

He'll either be scared again or turn into some sort of fetish freak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You better hurry & get pregnant again!Www@Enter-QA@Com

*Nervous laugh*!.!.!.!.for a minute there I thought this question was about me!.!.!.!.hahaha!.!.put a pillow in your top or get knocked up!.!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

^^^ What Karen said!.!.!.!.!.I'll be right there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

And that, my Dear!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.is why I love you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's actually funny!.

No, i've never done that to anyone, ever!. But i've had people do that to me!. There are some things in life that just aren't funny !.!.!.!.!.!. at all!.
Due to the tormneting me over unfunny things, counselling seems to be the way to go, though it's not ever helpful!. Needless to say i'm getting through my day with an adavant and spent my 2 days off with a Grey Goose and a guy named Jack Daniels!. Though i only do this upon rare occasion!. Most times i only stay in my jammies and go to sleepytown!. Or work and try to foregt everyone and everything until it's time to go home!. IF i can!. As i said, some things are just not funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

But, convincing a 4 year old that all pregnant women are brat-child eaters IS!. It is very funny!.

xD
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