If you could tell one sentence to a policeman, what would it be?!
Question: If you could tell one sentence to a policeman, what would it be!?
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Answers:
Officer!.!.!.I love your uniform, I'd love to see what's under it!.
I LOVE THE AUTHORITY FIGURES!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I LOVE THE AUTHORITY FIGURES!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few months back I gave the finger to a cop and then stuck my tongue out at him, he pulled up on my lawn and asked me what my problem is and I told him to go f himself (he told me to put my dog on a leash, but I didn't hear him until the 3rd or 4th time and I had my then 2 month old son with me and a blanket and a I was in the middle of feeding him) and that he was a lousy sob and that it is pathetic that he is harassing a newborn and a little dog and then I call him a b'tchassssmuthafcker and my husband came out and told me to go inside and then said that I had postpartum and just got my rag and that he was sorry for my behavior, but I did say exactly what I wanted to and I don't regret it!.
He said next time he was going to arrest me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He said next time he was going to arrest me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Would you like to see the video of you running the red light while on the phone speeding to park in a red zone just to get a cup of coffee next to your friends parked in the handicap zone!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
is a DWB (driving while black) in a lexus a more serious offense than that drunk asshole in the toyota who just crossed 4 major reds that you just refused to pull over!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
I Was Framed
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=-_ftku0qr!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=-_ftku0qr!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Without legal consequences:
I hate you you almost let me get killed by a crazy man then called me a druggie you @*&$*(#
With legal consequences:
Hello officer may I have a donutWww@Enter-QA@Com
I hate you you almost let me get killed by a crazy man then called me a druggie you @*&$*(#
With legal consequences:
Hello officer may I have a donutWww@Enter-QA@Com
If I said this one sentence, would there be any legal consequences!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm sorry officer, I didn't mean to lead you on a high-speed chase !.!.!. my husband ran away with a cop a week ago, and I thought she was tryin' to bring him back!! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Do you smoke weed!?
If they say no, run away!.
If they say yes, pull out blunt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If they say no, run away!.
If they say yes, pull out blunt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why so serious!? hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Where's the bacon!? Cause I smell bacon!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You guys need to lose your beer bellies! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wanna have some fun with those handcuffs!?!?!? C'mon, I'm game if you are!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it would be:
I HATE COPS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I HATE COPS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Don't tase me, bro!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
But you speed tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
You all fxcking suck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can I have a donut!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, I'm wearing my helmet! Do I get a Dairy Queen coupon or a baseball card now!?!
Hahahaa, I know that was more than one but I could say it in the same breath!.
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Hahahaa, I know that was more than one but I could say it in the same breath!.
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