POLL: What's the best way to punish a coworker who starts yapping at you whi!


Question: POLL: What's the best way to punish a coworker who starts yapping at you whilst your dining on cocoa krispies!?
and causes them to lose their snap crackle and pop!?

1) Staple everything in their cube to their floor
2) Pour coffee on their lap
3) Hang them from the flagpole on the 16th floor in their undies
4) Molotov cocktail
5) Aim my fart fan in their direction after my broccoli/asparagus lunch!?
6) Other
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Answers:
I'm going with #5 honey!. What did Hawk used to call it - crop dust her assss!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

These simple and easy suggestions will all work:

1!. Tell her you need to go sharpen your pencil!. Upon returning, accidentally poke her in the eye with a freshly sharpened No!. 2 pencil
Ooopsie !.!.!.!.
2!. Pour a bucket of fish heads into her purse!.
or
3!. Tell her that whilst you were out to lunch, you saw her husband making out with a Eva Mendez look-a-like, and that her panties were under the freaking table!.

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You have to be sneaky first do 1 then put a loaf of unsliced bread into a large plastic tub, fill it with water, leave it overnight to swell up then drop it from a height onto their car!.
Anything above the first floor can cover a small sports car!.
Leave a note saying "Sorry my Pterodactyl had a s**t on your car!."
Get in a place where you can see the reaction

I almost got expelled for that

didn't catch me!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Step away from the Coffee!. There is no need to punish everyone!. Use a version of numbers 1 and 3!. Staple their underwear in place when you hang them on the flag pole!. Safety first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

5) that is disturbing on so many levels

I wouldn't care so much about cocoa krispies, but everyone knows not to get in the way of me and my Fruity PebblesWww@Enter-QA@Com

put a toothpick in their car door lock and snap it off so that the end is stuck inside the lock, they can't get their door unlocked, it's hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com

Laugh at something they say while you're eating, then shoot milky chocolate krispies at them from your nose!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Other!. Burp in their face after every spoonful!. That ought to send them the message that you don't appreciate your Krispy time being interrupted!Www@Enter-QA@Com

5 is the correct answer!.!.!.Or you can always go with the "other" option and super glue their @ss to the chair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1+3+5
Cause you can't go wasting coffeeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well sassy girl!.!.!. I would say 5, but I don't do such things!.

So, I'm gonna go with 1!.!.!.I think that would be pretty freakin funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I go with the flagpole LOL
3) Hang them from the flagpole on the 16th floor in their undiesWww@Enter-QA@Com

All the above and also move your mouth like you are talking and make them believe they are deaf!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

3) Hang them from the flagpole on the 16th floor in their undiesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Definately number 1!Www@Enter-QA@Com

6) Make them eat the cocoa krispies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

bring speakers in & connect them to your food & your chewing so you drown them out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

6!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

6!. So suck it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I hate the word "hubby" !.!. so suck it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Make sure you add some beans, cabbage and garlic to Option #5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tell them that they are ugly and there Mom dresses them funny! xoxWww@Enter-QA@Com

do all of that and moreWww@Enter-QA@Com

Fart fan and sign them up online for visits from the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Mormons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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