Were you ever on the front page of the paper?!
Question: Were you ever on the front page of the paper!?
Yes!. The headline read "Man bites Dog!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yes!. The Recorder!. They thought my phony legal cite jokes were funny enough to publish!. For example:
The Ninth Circuit court ruled today that one cannot have one's cake and eat it too!. See, e!.g!., *France vs!. Marie Antoinette*, 43 F!.3rd 262, 268 (1789), *head deny'd*, 43 U!.S!. 10 (1789), supraWww@Enter-QA@Com
The Ninth Circuit court ruled today that one cannot have one's cake and eat it too!. See, e!.g!., *France vs!. Marie Antoinette*, 43 F!.3rd 262, 268 (1789), *head deny'd*, 43 U!.S!. 10 (1789), supraWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not the front page, been in the interior several times, and on TV!.
Although I was once responsible for somebody else's face being on the front page!.!.!.I whacked him on the kisser with a rolled-up newspaper!. Nearly knocked him out!. (True!. Was charged for it as well!. Got off 'though - it never went to court!. He DID deserve it!.)
2 thumbs down!? I see Jenny and her pals have been busy again!. Now was it S, M, or J!? As it happens, I was defending a lady's honour, which is why he got smacked!. Simon Templar (the real one) would have got a thumbs up for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Although I was once responsible for somebody else's face being on the front page!.!.!.I whacked him on the kisser with a rolled-up newspaper!. Nearly knocked him out!. (True!. Was charged for it as well!. Got off 'though - it never went to court!. He DID deserve it!.)
2 thumbs down!? I see Jenny and her pals have been busy again!. Now was it S, M, or J!? As it happens, I was defending a lady's honour, which is why he got smacked!. Simon Templar (the real one) would have got a thumbs up for that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No i haven't but i would love to be in the one where women bites nasty neighbor as he kicked and beat his dog again!.for the third time!.I wish his dog could do it but he just cowers in the corner!.I cannot wait till they get a warning letter from the human society that he is on watch!.I told him to quit being a Bitc# AND PICK ON A MAN FOR ONCE !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Both fortunately and unfortunately, yes!. Most papers are only useful for wrapping dead fish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no!. but i handstamped a lawyers face on a roll of toilet paper once for a sheriff!. i think they actually used it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO, but my guys did!. Check 'em out!. They made the front page of the Sunday paper!. "Sunday Air"!.!.!.this is a great shot!.
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Yes, the front page of the New Haven Times!. I was demonstrating against the Vietnam War!. I was right smack in the center of the photo!. You were right - a hippie chick!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO, but I was in the paper for talking about Lunch when I was in junior high!.
What's this about the man who bite a dog !?!( hope it was a hot dog)Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's this about the man who bite a dog !?!( hope it was a hot dog)Www@Enter-QA@Com
YES!. The headline read "weed ,pot found growing in a hidden room during drug raid on house!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
YES! When I was in the All-City orchestra/choir in 19!.!.!.!.I don't remember what year, and there were about 300 kids in the picture so I was just a little speck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, but it's easy when you are the editor of the paper to be on the front page!.!.!. it was a byline, had a few of those!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, not on the FRONT page!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never on the front page, but I have been in for school accomplishmentsWww@Enter-QA@Com
On page 2 when my Great grandmother turned 90!.!.!.I was seven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, but I've been on tv!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I said so, you would not believe me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, my sister has been, but not me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com