Attention Housewives..I have a question for you?!
Question: Attention Housewives!.!.I have a question for you!?
What do you do after you get the kids and hubby off to work in the morning's and through out the dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Drink Watermelon wine coolers while watching reruns of Roseanne and waiting for Jerry Springer to come on!. I've only been unemployed for 3 weeks now so I'm still learning the ropes!. Where can I get those bon bon things!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't eat bon bons or watch lifetime!
I clean the house, do the laundry, empty the dishwasher, do the ironing, make the bed, cook dinner, get the mail, fertilize the flowers, shower, do my hair, put on make up, place my hubby's slippers by the door, talk to him on the way home so that I know when to fix him a drink and have dinner on the table!. Oh and I also workout to stay looking gorgeous as well as answering a few questions online!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I clean the house, do the laundry, empty the dishwasher, do the ironing, make the bed, cook dinner, get the mail, fertilize the flowers, shower, do my hair, put on make up, place my hubby's slippers by the door, talk to him on the way home so that I know when to fix him a drink and have dinner on the table!. Oh and I also workout to stay looking gorgeous as well as answering a few questions online!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the morning, over coffee, I sit down with my 3-year-old and have fulfilling conversations about bugs, kitty cats, and the smell of elbows!. Then I give her the list of chores I wrote out for her the night before and ask her what Mommy expects!. The answer is, of course, "Perfection"!. And then she spells it!. And then she says it in Latin!.
In the afternoon we watch our allotted half hour of TV time!. Pre-recorded segments from The 700 Club!. We pray and rock while shining Mommy's shoes!.
4 o'clock is Fun Time!. She organizes her toys in alphabetical order by country in which they're made and then recites the Periodic Table of Elements aloud on the porch steps while Mommy mixes cocktails!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the afternoon we watch our allotted half hour of TV time!. Pre-recorded segments from The 700 Club!. We pray and rock while shining Mommy's shoes!.
4 o'clock is Fun Time!. She organizes her toys in alphabetical order by country in which they're made and then recites the Periodic Table of Elements aloud on the porch steps while Mommy mixes cocktails!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
5a!.m-treadmill
6a!.m-laundry,feed kitty, clean litter box, take out garbage,vaccum,do
dishes the a$$hole left in the sink the night b4
7a!.m- shower, make beds,get lattes and breakfast ready,
7!.30a!.m-do invoices[we have the privilege of being able to work at home] make appts!. set up service call, etc!.
11a!.m -5!.30-yard work,shopping,banking,post office,decorating,bills,
5!.30-7--make dinner,do dishes, more laundry,give meds to whoever needs it
7-8-tv computer,mail,magz,BEN&JERRY
8-9 PJ's on ,brush teeth, Friggin fall asleep! Im EXAUSTED Www@Enter-QA@Com
6a!.m-laundry,feed kitty, clean litter box, take out garbage,vaccum,do
dishes the a$$hole left in the sink the night b4
7a!.m- shower, make beds,get lattes and breakfast ready,
7!.30a!.m-do invoices[we have the privilege of being able to work at home] make appts!. set up service call, etc!.
11a!.m -5!.30-yard work,shopping,banking,post office,decorating,bills,
5!.30-7--make dinner,do dishes, more laundry,give meds to whoever needs it
7-8-tv computer,mail,magz,BEN&JERRY
8-9 PJ's on ,brush teeth, Friggin fall asleep! Im EXAUSTED Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well I still have one at home so we watch some cartoons and eat and do things around the house that need to be done like the laundry and the dishes, 2 days a week I do the grocery shopping as well!.I also take and pick up my daughter from school everyday and make hubby's lunches for the week and pay the bills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
- eat bon-bons, nacho's and Slim Jims
- read "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" magazine to see if I am in it (again)
- take 4 - 6 naps
- get a massage by my live-in Swedish masseuse, Svenhleiderwiz (it's pronounced "Adam")
and finally, if there is any time left
- yell at the cleaning lady and 3 servants
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
- read "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" magazine to see if I am in it (again)
- take 4 - 6 naps
- get a massage by my live-in Swedish masseuse, Svenhleiderwiz (it's pronounced "Adam")
and finally, if there is any time left
- yell at the cleaning lady and 3 servants
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am not a housewife but when I do have a day off from work and the hubby and kids are away, I try to clean as much as I can, cook, find a good movie to watch and then I play with myself for a little while!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
eat breakfast, take a good dunk, shower, figure out what is for dinner, tidy up the house, wash a little laundry, get online for a while, then get ready for the afternoon roundup and football practice later!.
i left out a few things but i think you don't want to read all of that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i left out a few things but i think you don't want to read all of that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
clean the house, do laundry, take care of a 3 yr old, 7 cats, 5 dogs, I mow the yard, cook 3 meals a day, pay bills, help take of my 80 yr old grandmother, volunteer at school a couple days a week!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, im a man, but if i were a housewife, id start cleaning up the mess from the kids and stuff like that, after that id meet some friendsWww@Enter-QA@Com
WELL IVE BEEN A HOUSE WIFE FOR OVER 30 YREAS AND I DON T EAT BON BON OR WATCH T V ASLLL DAY I KEEP A CLEAN HOUSE MAKE ALL THE BED AND KEEP THE WASHING DUSTING AND FLOORS UP AND I IRON EVERTHING MY FAMILY WEARS I EVEN IRON MY PILLOW CASES SO WHLY DO PPL THINK WE DONT STAY BUSY OR WORK IF I WAS PAID FOR WHAT I DO I WOULD MAKE MORE THAN MOST MEN WITH GOOD CARREES I HAVE SUPER READY FOR MY FAMILY I MAKE APPT AND TAKE PPL WHERE THEY NEED TO B AND NEVER MISSED A GAME OF ANY OF MY KIDS AND MY HUSBAND PLAYSOFTBALL AND I NEVER MISS ONE OF HIS GAMES I AM A DAMN GOOD HUSE WIFE Www@Enter-QA@Com
Masturbate, pick up junk off the floor, clean, scrub, plan dinner, take a shower, get on the computer and answer emails, watch Young & the Restless, take care of the child too young for school!.
Why!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do chores around the house, which is always a lot!. I go to school on-line & I babysit!. I take care of my animals, run errands and shop!.
*I respond to Yahoo Answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*I respond to Yahoo Answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if I had to stay home all day I think I'd buy a gun!.!.daytime TV is the worst!.!.it makes me angry just thinking about it!.!.
drinkWww@Enter-QA@Com
drinkWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not a house wife but my mom who's a house wife does some of the chores and then watches "I Love Lucy" DVD's!.
P!.S!.: Hi, Piggly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
P!.S!.: Hi, Piggly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They eat Bon bons and watch Lifetime Movie networkWww@Enter-QA@Com
I throw a partyWww@Enter-QA@Com
My son doesnt go to school yet so i take care of him all day!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh wouldn't you like to know!.!.!.!.!. lol
We'll never tell!. Then we'd have to kill you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We'll never tell!. Then we'd have to kill you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com