Wouldn't it be easier if we could shop for a significant other at a place ak!
Question: Wouldn't it be easier if we could shop for a significant other at a place akin to a car dealership!?
so!.!.!.you walk into your local dealership!.!.!.talk to a saleperson and tell them what you want!.!.!.and then you go out onto the lot, shopping!.
SALESMAN BOB; william, i really think you're going to like this one!.!.!.her name is candy!.
ME; hi candy!. uh bob!.!.!.i was really looking for something more compact, this one is full size!.
BOB; no problemo! let's walk over here!.!.!.now this one's a real beaut!.!.her name is destiny!.
ME; ooooooh, destiny!.!.!.!.ok bob, she doesn't LOOK too bad, but what about the mileage!? she isn't leaking any fluids, is she!?
BOB; nosir! this model has had only TWO boyfreinds, and has alot of life left to offer!
ME; you mind if i check under the hood!? (lifts shirt without waiting for consent)!. ok bob, you didn't tell me these things were starting to head south!.!.if you want a sale here, you're gonna have to knock something off the price!.
BOB; i'm sure we can work something out!. and keep in mind, you are getting a 30 day bumper to bumper warranty!
ME; did you say warranty!? SOLD!
am i a visionary!? or am i just on my eighth beer!?
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SALESMAN BOB; william, i really think you're going to like this one!.!.!.her name is candy!.
ME; hi candy!. uh bob!.!.!.i was really looking for something more compact, this one is full size!.
BOB; no problemo! let's walk over here!.!.!.now this one's a real beaut!.!.her name is destiny!.
ME; ooooooh, destiny!.!.!.!.ok bob, she doesn't LOOK too bad, but what about the mileage!? she isn't leaking any fluids, is she!?
BOB; nosir! this model has had only TWO boyfreinds, and has alot of life left to offer!
ME; you mind if i check under the hood!? (lifts shirt without waiting for consent)!. ok bob, you didn't tell me these things were starting to head south!.!.if you want a sale here, you're gonna have to knock something off the price!.
BOB; i'm sure we can work something out!. and keep in mind, you are getting a 30 day bumper to bumper warranty!
ME; did you say warranty!? SOLD!
am i a visionary!? or am i just on my eighth beer!?
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Answers:
Sounds like you're onto something!. I'd want a return policy though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think you guys should stick to mail order brides and speed dating!. And, this is the most important thing!.!.!.don't quit your daytime job!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You've just bought yourself another twenty-two years of life with your own hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice idea, but you ARE on your eighth beer!. keep dreaming, though!.
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lolz ur just on ur 8th beerWww@Enter-QA@Com