What is your favorite (joke) line from your favorite comedian? *?!
Question: What is your favorite (joke) line from your favorite comedian!? *!?
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One of Jim Carey's lines in the movie Ace Ventura Pet Detective always stuck with me since I seen it as a kid and cracks me up every time I think of it:
In the scene he was looking in the side view mirror of his car at a real beastly and angry looking guy who was chasing him with a bat to get his dog that didn't originally belong to him back, and Ace as if he's reading his line off the mirror says:
" WARNING!! ASSholes are closer than they aPPEAR!!" lmfao
It's funny to me because usually on the side view mirror of a car in fine print it warns that objects are actually closer than they appear in the mirror!. And it sometimes reminds me of that scene!. Especially when it shows the reflection of someone who really is an asshole!. It makes me want to thoroughly imitate it!. lol So I just thought it was hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In the scene he was looking in the side view mirror of his car at a real beastly and angry looking guy who was chasing him with a bat to get his dog that didn't originally belong to him back, and Ace as if he's reading his line off the mirror says:
" WARNING!! ASSholes are closer than they aPPEAR!!" lmfao
It's funny to me because usually on the side view mirror of a car in fine print it warns that objects are actually closer than they appear in the mirror!. And it sometimes reminds me of that scene!. Especially when it shows the reflection of someone who really is an asshole!. It makes me want to thoroughly imitate it!. lol So I just thought it was hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Joke by David Spade:
Three guys were sitting around talking about gifts they bought for their wives!.
Guy1: "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 120 in 4 seconds!."
Guy2&3: "What was it!?"
Guy1: "A Corvette!."
Guy2: "Well I bought my wife something that goes 0 to 180 in 3 seconds!."
Guy1&3: "What was it!?"
Guy2: "A Porsche!."
Guy3: "Well I got my wife something that goes 0 to 350 in 1 second!"
Guy1&2: "What was it!?"
Guy3: "A scale!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three guys were sitting around talking about gifts they bought for their wives!.
Guy1: "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 120 in 4 seconds!."
Guy2&3: "What was it!?"
Guy1: "A Corvette!."
Guy2: "Well I bought my wife something that goes 0 to 180 in 3 seconds!."
Guy1&3: "What was it!?"
Guy2: "A Porsche!."
Guy3: "Well I got my wife something that goes 0 to 350 in 1 second!"
Guy1&2: "What was it!?"
Guy3: "A scale!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Judge: Either you adopt this little girl and be a foster mom or go to prison
Madea: I'll take prison for $200 Alex
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Madea: I'll take prison for $200 Alex
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"Well ya know Jane, it's always somethin' " !.!.!.!.Roseann Roseannadanna!.!.!.the late Gilda Radner!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
" Looks like Chuck is taking the skin boat to tuna town" Burgess Meredith in Grumpy old men!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
everything that comes out of Dane Cooks mouth!.!.!.
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