If you had a talking parrot, would fun things would you like to teach it to say?!
Question: If you had a talking parrot, would fun things would you like to teach it to say!?
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When the bird hears a knock on the door have it say: "This house is protected by Smith & Wesson!" Then , have the bird make the sound of a handgun clicking?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do own 2 talking (large) parrots and I taught them to say things that are funny!. One says "Birds are soooo pretty" and the other one sings very short love songs that are a riot because he tries so hard!. They are both hilarious but I scoop a lot of bird poop so think twice before you buy a bird!.
Never teach them to say anything negative because a good parrot can live 60 years and you want them to find a better home when you can't take care of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never teach them to say anything negative because a good parrot can live 60 years and you want them to find a better home when you can't take care of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do have a talking parrot, an African Grey called Bob, and Bob's favourite thing to say, which my hubby though would be a fun thing to teach him is,
"Hello big b*stard"!.
Although hubby doesn't think the fun thing l taught Bob to do is as funny, Bob loves to land on his head and bite him!
This is Bob the foul mouthed parrot!
http://flickr!.com/photos/millypeed/20676!.!.!.
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"Hello big b*stard"!.
Although hubby doesn't think the fun thing l taught Bob to do is as funny, Bob loves to land on his head and bite him!
This is Bob the foul mouthed parrot!
http://flickr!.com/photos/millypeed/20676!.!.!.
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If I ever learn to run this computer to its full capabilities, you're all going to meet "Polly"!."Polly wants a f*ckin cracker!. Polly wants a ******* cracker!. Give Polly a f*ucin cracker now!." "Dick-head alert!. Dick-head alert"!. "Hey, baby!. Show me your t*ts"!. And it goes on and on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would try to teach one of my favourite songs, or the part from home alone where he is watching a gangster film on tv and the man the movie says" keep the change you filthy animal" to the pizza man!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=RnbEurOe6!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=RnbEurOe6!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
domo oregato mr roboto
i am the walrus
youre hot, lets do it(thats what i would teach the bird, im not saying that to you)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i am the walrus
youre hot, lets do it(thats what i would teach the bird, im not saying that to you)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd teach him to wolf whistle & say," Look at the keister on her!." Another good one would be, "That guys has warrants on him!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I tried, but he olny likes my name "JESSICA"
and the Andy G song Www@Enter-QA@Com
and the Andy G song Www@Enter-QA@Com
i just got a violation and i dont want another!.
use ur imagination!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it has something to do with the bedroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
use ur imagination!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it has something to do with the bedroom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd teach it to tell funny stories :)
anyway, something funny to make my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
anyway, something funny to make my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
something really inappropriate
haha!.!.!.actually I was kidding!.
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haha!.!.!.actually I was kidding!.
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All the cuss words!.
In every language!. Hah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In every language!. Hah!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Goodnight Kitty and in the morning!.!."Get your azz outta the bed" "feed the cat so it dont eat me"!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let's get it on!.
Your mom!.
I did your mom last night!.
Bomchickawawa
Why So Serious!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mom!.
I did your mom last night!.
Bomchickawawa
Why So Serious!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny quotes from Monty Python moviesWww@Enter-QA@Com
"OPEN UP IT'S THE COPS!"
just to f*ck with my stoner friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just to f*ck with my stoner friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would love to teach my parrot how to say, here kitty, kitty, kitty : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
To resist is futile!
Where's the women!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where's the women!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks!
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Coming from where I'm from; a police siren
Get most of my neighbours off there fat @sses real quick
xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Get most of my neighbours off there fat @sses real quick
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I did have one :] I kept swearing in it, and it replied what I said, and my brother heard!.!. Oops!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have him shout, "Go away!" when the doorbell rings!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
F*ck me! Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i have one but it only says meow!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com