What is the best way to train a new kitten .... ?!
Question: What is the best way to train a new kitten !.!.!.!. !?
not to use your head as a scratching post whilst you are sleeping!?
When I awoke this morning, my hair looked like this:
http://funny-cats-pictures1!.blogspot!.com!.!.!.
*cries and tries to comb it*
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When I awoke this morning, my hair looked like this:
http://funny-cats-pictures1!.blogspot!.com!.!.!.
*cries and tries to comb it*
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Answers:
You will need:
1 pair nylon stockings
1 ball of yarn
2 miniature handcuffs(very small)
7 pounds smoked sausages
1 roll double sided tape
1 Barry White CD
2 cups of minced celery
can of spray cheese
4 horseshoes (used are okay)
1 empty coffee can w/lid
While you're getting all this together!.!.!.!. I'll be sketching the details on my chalkboard!.
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1 pair nylon stockings
1 ball of yarn
2 miniature handcuffs(very small)
7 pounds smoked sausages
1 roll double sided tape
1 Barry White CD
2 cups of minced celery
can of spray cheese
4 horseshoes (used are okay)
1 empty coffee can w/lid
While you're getting all this together!.!.!.!. I'll be sketching the details on my chalkboard!.
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not to be judgemental or anything but i think you need to get the kitten out of it, first!.
three nites ago i woke up to a cat fight on my face!.(Snoochie hates Bibbins) it was so awesome i shut everybody out of the room,except for the dog!. little bastards!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
three nites ago i woke up to a cat fight on my face!.(Snoochie hates Bibbins) it was so awesome i shut everybody out of the room,except for the dog!. little bastards!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fill a water balloon up to the size of your head!. Put it on your pillow and arrange the blankets so that it looks like you're sleeping there!. It will be a quickly learned lesson!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your new do reminds me of this song!.!.!.
http://uk!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=4QhN0WhYeK!.!.!.
"He's a lion man, doing what he can!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://uk!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=4QhN0WhYeK!.!.!.
"He's a lion man, doing what he can!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shock collar and a two finger slap applied directly to the forehead!. APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blame everything on Geek
He sets the kitten standardsWww@Enter-QA@Com
He sets the kitten standardsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I kinda like your new do!. you can tell kitty that you will make her fur look like that also if she continues the scratching!.
"laughs head off"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"laughs head off"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't cry! It looks great!. You should have your kitten do your hair more often!.
Um!.!.!.!.!.!.not that you looked bad before!. Oh lord!.!.!.!.!.!.STOP crying!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um!.!.!.!.!.!.not that you looked bad before!. Oh lord!.!.!.!.!.!.STOP crying!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
<---provided the gel!.
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
With tender lovin'
SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com
SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com
i hate to be the one to tell you this, but it's sort of an improvement ; )Www@Enter-QA@Com
meeeeeooooowwwwwWww@Enter-QA@Com
I will now be blaming the cat for my increasingly thinning hair!. Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got to go with Amy on this!.!.!.hell I would go with Amy when and where ever she wanted to go!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
AW! Don't cry! I like the new style!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't worry it's what we call a "fro"!. Just braid it tonight and it will come back fuller!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But who wouldn't want to brush that look!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You look ferocious!. Next time, don't condition with catnip!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Beauty school!. Kitty's got mad hair skills!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get her a curling iron!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like your hair, nice lookWww@Enter-QA@Com
velcro pj's that'll teach ya!!
*pets kitty*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*pets kitty*Www@Enter-QA@Com
May I suggest a moose to calm your wild tresses!? =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
chicken liver necklace!.!.!.wear it to bed!.!.!.kitty won't think about your hairWww@Enter-QA@Com
how can a cat own another cat!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
well at least it didn't do ur other bush!. how in the hell would u have fit it into ur pants!. things could be worseWww@Enter-QA@Com
poor poor kitty, I'm at a loss!.Www@Enter-QA@Com