WHICH ONE-- THIS OR THAT?!

I, OBI-Devil Monkey King of the Hemp Faeries, places a platter of THC Hemp Faerie dusted double fudge brownies, jam rolypolies(English jellyroll thingy not a bug), and cupcakes on your doorstep!. All sprinkled with some "birds are singing, sun is shining, bunnies are!.!.!.well doing bunny things, pigs are smiling((you'd smile too if your orgasms lasted half an hour)), and things'll turn out for the better no matter what happens" dust to smooth out your day!


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OBI-DEVIL MONKEY, FORMER KING OF ALL HEMP FAERIES SLINGS A DOLLOP OR TWO OF APUCSHANUBBEE SO-RED-IT'LL-TURN-YOUR-LIPS-RED-HAIRED SYLACAUGA BLONDE BUD LACED WITH TUATHA DE DANNA QUEEN MAB SIVER HAIRED EXTRAMADURA PALO DURO CANYON WILD BUD THC FAERIES DUSTED BUDLETS COOKED IN A SLOW FAERIE COOKER WITH COOL AS GREGORY PECK COOLNESS WITH A PINCH OF RITA HAYWORTH FLAIR FOR THAT ADDED EXTRA TOUCH TO SHINE YOUR ALREADY BRIGHT NATURE! Www@Enter-QA@Com

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