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Question: After doing the necessary research, I have opted to!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.have sack surgery in order to get the wrinkles out!.
I have lived my whole life with the shame of a wrinkled sack, and I thought it was time to try and fit in with all the rest of the guys!.
How should I show off my new sack when I get out of the hospital!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have lived my whole life with the shame of a wrinkled sack, and I thought it was time to try and fit in with all the rest of the guys!.
How should I show off my new sack when I get out of the hospital!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Decorate it with a Bedazzler!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Delight your family and friends by painting your newly smoothed nether regions gold, being trussed up naked like an oven-ready turkey and hanging from the chandelier over the dining table at Thanksgiving!. If that doesn't give the assembled guests something to be thankful for, then they're the biggest bunch of ingrates I've ever encountered!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do they do there!? Do they take an iron to the wrinkles!? I would be worried about that if I were you!. That might hurt a bit!. Oh, wait! They will knock you out!. I forgot about all that!. You could put pictures of your new sack right here on the Internet for all to see!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey if that works i might have to have the same surgery on my melons then i would suggest going to a nudist colony!.!. that would put all the guys in shame when you come out looking like a 16 year old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, it looks like you're holding a saggy purse in front of you!. A little snip, tuck, and fold would be nice!. I think the video of this could be worth money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Full page color ads in every major newspaper across the country!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I suspect Mrs!. Buk just might have a word or two about showing that thing off to anybody!.!.!.!.the all-telling smile on her face is all "the rest of the guys" need to see!.
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Put a string of fairy lights around them!.
Preferably ones that flash so that people are more drawn to your crotch!. Glad to be of service!.:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Preferably ones that flash so that people are more drawn to your crotch!. Glad to be of service!.:]Www@Enter-QA@Com
nothing like a smooth sack
If your gonna do it,,do it right!.!.go the extra mile and get a prostate implant!.!.and a foreskin tuck too!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If your gonna do it,,do it right!.!.go the extra mile and get a prostate implant!.!.and a foreskin tuck too!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is just going to be lovely darlin!.!.!.!.!.with pictures of course!.!.!.nothing says a true Kodak moment then when showing your sack!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Play girl magazine might do a full story on this !. Step by step!.
You could make history!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could make history!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
You-tube
post it- post op
SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com
post it- post op
SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com
(weak from shock) and laughing my head off - you should prolly cut a big ol' U from your speedo when it's done and has healed up a mite!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gold lame' nuthuggers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
By going nudist!. Then everyone can enjoy the new you!. LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
keep the hospital gown and wear it backwardsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Get a pair of nice frilly crotchless panties!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wear a hospital gown, bend over and cough!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Visit a nudist beachWww@Enter-QA@Com
Remove pants and walk around on hands!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
by setting up a colony with all the other freaks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try the Borat bather look but let the sacks hang out!.!.!.!.!.!.x
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use an iron!.!.!.thats what i did!. pull your sack over your tally wacker, tape it to your stomach, and go shirtless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
really short shorts so your new wrinkleless sack hangs out for all to see!.
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youtube!!.!.!.!.its the in thing now!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go To The Beach; Don't Pass "GO", But Go Directly 'To The Beach'!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Makes me wonder how guys manage to shave there!.>just saying!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I smell a new avatar :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
then i thought!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.bulldog wrinkles are in!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.bulldog wrinkles are in!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't even want to think on that one,rofl!Www@Enter-QA@Com