When was the last time you had to go all crazy white girl on someone?!
Question: When was the last time you had to go all crazy white girl on someone!?
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It was Friday!. When I walk my 5 year old to and from kindergarten everyday (sometimes I try to sneak him in on Saturdays and Sundays, too), I bring my Pit Bull/Australian Shepherd mix, Tegan with me!. It makes her happy and when she's happy, I'm ******* happy!.
Anywho, Friday afternoon, I got to the school a little early (imagine that!) so Tegan and I walked around near the playground for a bit, waiting patiently for the kids to be dismissed!. A few minutes go by and other parents started to show up and one of the other moms (I'm almost positive it was a lady) asked me if I knew that dogs weren't allowed on the school grounds!. I told her that I hadn't heard such a thing and that it sounded "a bit dodgy"!. She was all like "yeah, well you need to pay more attention to the papers your kid brings home!. The school doesn't want kids to step in dog mess, blah, blah, blah!."
Then the ugly witch threw her cigarette butt on the ground (practically on one of the swings) like it was the most natural thing in the world to do and not disgusting at all!. That's when I told her that I felt she should **** off and die and never ever, under any circumstance whatsoever, speak to me ever again!.
Here's the thing!.!.!. when I walk my dogs, I always, always, ALWAYS clean up after they use the bathroom!. I hate her for looking like a prostitute and for having bad hair and for assuming I was an irresponsible pet owner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anywho, Friday afternoon, I got to the school a little early (imagine that!) so Tegan and I walked around near the playground for a bit, waiting patiently for the kids to be dismissed!. A few minutes go by and other parents started to show up and one of the other moms (I'm almost positive it was a lady) asked me if I knew that dogs weren't allowed on the school grounds!. I told her that I hadn't heard such a thing and that it sounded "a bit dodgy"!. She was all like "yeah, well you need to pay more attention to the papers your kid brings home!. The school doesn't want kids to step in dog mess, blah, blah, blah!."
Then the ugly witch threw her cigarette butt on the ground (practically on one of the swings) like it was the most natural thing in the world to do and not disgusting at all!. That's when I told her that I felt she should **** off and die and never ever, under any circumstance whatsoever, speak to me ever again!.
Here's the thing!.!.!. when I walk my dogs, I always, always, ALWAYS clean up after they use the bathroom!. I hate her for looking like a prostitute and for having bad hair and for assuming I was an irresponsible pet owner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
About two weeks ago in a dark parking lot!. I was waiting alone in the car for my kid!. Creepy guy starts coming towards the car!.!.!.I very sternly told him to back away!. He kept coming!.!.!.I was meaner and louder!. "I said Back Away ButtHead!" Just then my 6 foot tall man/kid walks up and says, "Dude! BitchesGot a Gun you had better back off!." He ran!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I haven't!.!.!.but girl I would really like to!. Let me tell you!.!.!.I'm so sick of the fakeass BS I see on a regular basis!. Anywho!.!.!.I might have once or twice last week!. But I don't remember!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well i never went "crazy white girl" on anyone lol
<------------ i'm a black guy lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
<------------ i'm a black guy lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I went all ccrazy white guy in the 70's and ended up in another country and married!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hasn't happened to date
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That's funny - last week and it was ugly!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmm about three days ago!.!.!. at school!. It was brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
uh awhile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its been awhile!.!.!.!.!.its not pretty!Www@Enter-QA@Com
shhhh !.!.!. shhhh !.!.!. I'm trying to envision!. Was it girl on girl!? A little hair pulling maybe!?!? Grrrrr !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never but last week I did get all ghetto on Comcast!. F*ckers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My attorney told me I'm not allowed to discuss this!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
last week!. Www@Enter-QA@Com