What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? ?!


Question: What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard!? !?
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I would say, but I would get suspended! LOL ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Someone has studied this!.!.!.

The world's funniest joke is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research!. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could submit and rate over 10,000 jokes!. Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries!.

First place:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses!. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed!. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services!. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do!?"!. The operator says "Calm down!. I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a shot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what!?"

Second Place:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping!. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep!. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see!?"
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars!."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that!?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there!. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life!."
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was on the bus reading my Bible, and some guy goes, "Ppffft! You really believe that crap in there!?"

I replied, "Why, yes, I do!."

"Pfffft! Even the story of Jonah and the whale!?"

"Yup!."

"You actually believe that that guy was inside of a big fish and lived!? How do you know it's true!?"

"Well, when I get to Heaven, I'll ask him about it!."

"What if he isn't in Heaven!?"

"Well, in that case, YOU ask him about it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

why is sh1t tapered!?



























So your azz doesn't slam shut!.
ok its not that funny but it better than!.!.!.

knock knock
who's there
mickey mouses underwear!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Whats the difference between Adolf Hitler and George Bush!.!.!?




Hitler actually wrote a book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was a girl called Sarah giving a piggy back to her friend and Sarah's other friend comes in!.
Friend: Hey Sarah!. Who's on your back!?
Sarah: Me shell!.

Michelle lol get it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

also the stupidest!.!.!.
"Q: Are you an orange!?"
"a: No"
its so stupid that i was laughing for 5 minutes straight!Www@Enter-QA@Com

The George Bush presidency comes to mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why was 6 scared of 7 cause 7 8 9 8=ate

and Dubaya should be Big W for W!.!.!.!.er very clever marketing B!.!.!.!.!.!.ards lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

why did the chicken cross the road!?

I just bust up and laugh every time I hear that stupid ****Www@Enter-QA@Com

What has 60 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk!?

My zipperWww@Enter-QA@Com



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