I'm going to apply for the position of Santa's Little Helper...?!
Question: I'm going to apply for the position of Santa's Little Helper!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.but there's no job description!.!.!.what can I expect!.
I don't like being told what to do!.
I want access to a PC at all times!.
also I expect at least 2 coffee breaks and a 1 hour lunch break, with unlimited toilet breaks!.
5 weeks holiday a year!.
!.!.!.thats not too much to ask is it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't like being told what to do!.
I want access to a PC at all times!.
also I expect at least 2 coffee breaks and a 1 hour lunch break, with unlimited toilet breaks!.
5 weeks holiday a year!.
!.!.!.thats not too much to ask is it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you should join the civil service!. you get to go home early, come in late and can take years at a time off on full pay for stress and depression!. Because, filing and processing forms can be SOOOOOOOO stressful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You also have to check that you are not too tall to qualify as a Little Helper!. Is there a particular part of Santa's body that is too small and needs help!? I would be a little bit concerned about that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The position of santa's little helper is by law well-regulated ( Santa laborAE union )!.
you have to work 5 days a year!.
limited toilet breaks ( twice a day )!.
30 mins lunch break!.
49 weeks holidays a year!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you have to work 5 days a year!.
limited toilet breaks ( twice a day )!.
30 mins lunch break!.
49 weeks holidays a year!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think santa has another job for you that would better fit your description, but i don't think Mrs!. Claus would be very appreciative of your new positionWww@Enter-QA@Com
you can expect to make lots of cookies
clean reindeer poop
good luck with the breaks and holidaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
clean reindeer poop
good luck with the breaks and holidaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stop Stop its already freaking me out christmas is nearly here! omg
You can be my little helper if you want lol hehe
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You can be my little helper if you want lol hehe
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That is perfect!. But you didn't ask for a salary!.!.!.so sure you can work for free!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 coffee breaks an hour!? Perhaps you should get a job with Yahoo! xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not really sure what the job entails!.!.!.!. why don't you just sit on Santa's knee and wait for the first thing to pop up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
sounds about right , you go for it girl , hope you get it Www@Enter-QA@Com
well thats a nice dream!.
yeah!. Just keep on dreaming girl!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah!. Just keep on dreaming girl!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dream on LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have fun thenWww@Enter-QA@Com
short!.!. alot of facial hair!.!. big ears!.!. and the ability to do some magic ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
huh!? You want to be Bart Simpson's dog!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does that mean you want to sit on my lap and stroke my beard !?Www@Enter-QA@Com