What's the weirdest thing your dog has tried to drag into the house?!


Question: What's the weirdest thing your dog has tried to drag into the house!?
mine had a coyote leg the other day, he was working his little weenie dog *** off trying to get that through the door!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
i SWEAR on anything!. When i was 18 and just moved out of my moms house!. My dog was missing for a few hours!.!. It came back and was barking on my porch!.!.!. i opened up the door and it had a bag of pot!.!.!. there was 22 grams in it!.!.!. thats a hell of alot of pot!!!.!. we smoked the hell out of it!.!. (i dont smoke anymore, because i hate it and it puts me to sleep) and i even made my dog a steak that night on the grill!.!. i SWEAR!. TRUE STORY!!!.!. i would never believed this if someone typed it on yahoo answers, but that was crazy!!

and a few days later!.!. word got around the neighborhood!.!. that someone stole more than an ounce of pot from a trash can outside in their yard that they hid!.!. if only they knew it was my dog!.!. her name was brownie!.!. someone shot her a year later, so maybe she tried to steal some more!.!.!. those fuu ckers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

my dog tried to carry a shoe
i found out later it was the neighbor's
lol
:D luv ya
-BAP?Www@Enter-QA@Com

the newspaper!. well it is weird because i never trained him to do that nor do i have a paper delivery!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The UPS man!. I was rewarding her like crazy!. It was amazing at how that little Chihuahua could drag in that big muscular dark haired blue eyed man, but she did a great job!. She now has her own room (the master suite)Www@Enter-QA@Com

our dog once brought in a live snake!.!.my mother spent the next 20 mins screaming hysterically and demanding my father do something LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

KIAWww@Enter-QA@Com

a rat!.!.!.!.no doubt he worked with one of the cats as a tag team!.!.!.!.if it weren't for the rats tail sticking out of his mouth he would have made it in!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

a dead person! believe it or not but they were murdered and my dog found the bodyWww@Enter-QA@Com

A cows leg!.!.!.!.!.!.apparently he raided the Amish guy's farmWww@Enter-QA@Com

a courtesan Www@Enter-QA@Com

The little Girls dolly, that had she left out side!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Alas, little pink pig, I have neither a dog or a house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A monkeyWww@Enter-QA@Com

My ex wife after a walk!. I put his nose in it and told him he was a bad dog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A hubcap, no idea where it came from eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com

garbage and it stinkedWww@Enter-QA@Com

Cow pie!. He's a 6lb dog and that pie musta been 4lbs!. EwWww@Enter-QA@Com

mine just brought another husky into my house !!!1 lol i found him sleeping near the other one !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Big ole cow bones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That pink leprechaun I've been looking for !!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

a dead calf--- very gross!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My cat once brought in a bunny!.
It was still alive, though!. :)
That made me happy!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My collie brought home deer hooves and antlers once!. She didn't try to bring them in, thank goodness!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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