Gimme a bad pick up line.....?!


Question: Gimme a bad pick up line!.!.!.!.!.!?
what horrible cheesy line would u use on me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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You turn my software into hardware !

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It's a good thing that I have my library card!. Why!? Because I am totally checking you out !!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well, I'm female, AND would never resort to any of these, so I wouldn't use them on you but they're some pretty funny ones I've heard!.

"Are you tired!? Because you've been running through my mind ALL night!."

"Are you a ticket inspector!? Because you've got FINE written all over you!"

"Are you a martian!? Because that body is out of this world!"

"If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


do you know your eyes shine brighter than the stars in the sky!?

wow, every time you speak it is has if nothing but music and sweet Melody comes from your lips!.

how does it feel it be hotter than the sun!?

wow, I have never meet an angel before it is such an honor to meet your!?

what planet have I been sent to because their are no women has gorgeous has you on earth!.




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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex!? I can practically see myself in them!.

Do you want to see something swell!?

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you!?
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Oh, i've got a bad one!.!.!.

"You see my friend over there!?"
(Point to friend who shyly waves from a distance)

"He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've heard these around before:

-" Is your dad a thief!? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

-"Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven!?"
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can i borrow your phone, so i can tell your mum you wont be home tonight!.!.!.

i think god might be angry, cus one of his angels are missing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Every pick up line is a bad pick up lineWww@Enter-QA@Com

"You know, Mr!. Right just may be Mr!. Right-under-your-own-nose here!.!.!." Www@Enter-QA@Com

if i was a guy

you must work at subway!.!.because you just gave me a foot long

are you a parking ticket !.!.!.because you got fine fine fine written all over you!.

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Hello sexy wanna see something long!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Have you just farted because you just blew me away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

" Ay baby lower your damn standards!.
I lowered mine"Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am an artist, how would you like to come up to my apartment and I'll show you my sketches!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You must be from Tennessee because you are the only ten I see!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together!
Your last name must be Webster because you are the DEFINITION of fine!
I'd drink a gallon of your bath water!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Hi this is a bar, I have a job, can I take you to my living quarters so we can play chess!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"wanna hook up!?"

"I have a boyfriend!.!.!."

"he can come too"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Baby you look tired, wanna go sleep in my bed!.

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I have a sweet tooth you must be made of candy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hey darl'n! Do you have any Aussie in you!? !.!.!.!. Would you like some!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

i lost my number can i have yours!?

thats so cheesy i hate it when guys use itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Even though I'm female!.!.!.the worst I ever heard was," Nice legs, when do they open!?" Ewww!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Does this look infected to you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Leah, Is it hot in here, or is it just you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Same time next week!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

did it hurt!? !.!.!.!. when you fell from heavenWww@Enter-QA@Com

you're ugly!. go on a date with me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me!?" !.!.!. argggg, I hate that line!. :(Www@Enter-QA@Com

Over my dead body!.!.!.!.!.!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

wanna go for a pizza and a f***!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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