Would you date a mortician that picked you up in the same van that he carried th!
Question: Would you date a mortician that picked you up in the same van that he carried the corpses in !?
a friend of mine did!. what a girl will do for a meal, eh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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But there is so much room for shennanigans!. Much better than being picked up in a pintoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only if the bodies were still warm!.
<-------- enjoys rolling around naked on freshly killed bodies
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
<-------- enjoys rolling around naked on freshly killed bodies
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Only if she (the female mortician) was really a great looker!.!.!.and treating me to dinner! Www@Enter-QA@Com
absolutely! It means the odds double that I will get a stiff one before the night is over!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would ask him why he didn't have an alternate vehicle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i imagine you and your lady friends to be very "sex in the city-esque"
tell me it's trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell me it's trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
I have one word for that!.!.
EWWWWWWWWWW!.!.!.
I think I would have just treated myself to Happy Meal!.!.!.
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EWWWWWWWWWW!.!.!.
I think I would have just treated myself to Happy Meal!.!.!.
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A guaranteed stiffie AND a free dinner!.!.!.sounds like she's go it together!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've dated guys where their regular cars DID smell like something died so!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh now that's just hot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, a girls gotta eatWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, not me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
puts a whole new meaning to "the shaggin wagon" Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.now thats CLASS dude!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com