Good morning Welcome to The Buk Show!! Today's guest is....Fat Dirty Bum!!?!
Question: Good morning Welcome to The Buk Show!! Today's guest is!.!.!.!.Fat Dirty Bum!!!?
Buk- Okay, first things first!. Pull your medium-sized T-shirt down and cover that freakin' enormous belly of yours!. Those veins look like rip cords!.
FDB- I stole this from a garage sale back in '85!. It's my favorite!
Buk- We're here to talk about dirty!. Whaddaya got!?
FDB- Whaddaya mean!?
Buk- Whaddaya!?
FDB- !?!?!?
Buk- On a scale of: 1- to- a rat's butthole, how dirty would you say you are!?
FDB- I haven't fed my dog in 3 years!. I just make sure he has full access to the cat's litter box!.
Buk- That's dirty!.
FDB- You'd be surprised how long a cat can live on eye boogers and toe jam!. And whatever else they find under the couch or behind the fridge!.
Buk- See, now, this has transcended dirty!. This has become sickening!.
FDB- Maybe I'm on the wrong show!.
Buk- Your T-shirt is riding up again!. It now looks like a tank-top for your moobs!.
FDB- Boring!. Let's eat!.
Buk- I may never eat again!.
FDB- Can I crash here tonight!?
Buk- You can't even stay here another 5 minutes!.
FDB- How does it feel to be out-dirtied!?
Buk- I'm on top of the world!.
FDB- Look, I've gotta get going, but I think I might be stuck to your couch!.
Buk- Huh!?
FDB- I can't get enough breath in my lungs to tighten my sphincter and release the suction pressure!. I'm gonna need you to punch me in the belly!.
Buk- This has become wrong, all wrong!.
FDB- So, can I just crash here!?
Buk- *karate kicks FDB in the belly*
FDB- Oooh!. Sorry about the mess!. Keep in touch!. Later!.
Buk- *cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
FDB- I stole this from a garage sale back in '85!. It's my favorite!
Buk- We're here to talk about dirty!. Whaddaya got!?
FDB- Whaddaya mean!?
Buk- Whaddaya!?
FDB- !?!?!?
Buk- On a scale of: 1- to- a rat's butthole, how dirty would you say you are!?
FDB- I haven't fed my dog in 3 years!. I just make sure he has full access to the cat's litter box!.
Buk- That's dirty!.
FDB- You'd be surprised how long a cat can live on eye boogers and toe jam!. And whatever else they find under the couch or behind the fridge!.
Buk- See, now, this has transcended dirty!. This has become sickening!.
FDB- Maybe I'm on the wrong show!.
Buk- Your T-shirt is riding up again!. It now looks like a tank-top for your moobs!.
FDB- Boring!. Let's eat!.
Buk- I may never eat again!.
FDB- Can I crash here tonight!?
Buk- You can't even stay here another 5 minutes!.
FDB- How does it feel to be out-dirtied!?
Buk- I'm on top of the world!.
FDB- Look, I've gotta get going, but I think I might be stuck to your couch!.
Buk- Huh!?
FDB- I can't get enough breath in my lungs to tighten my sphincter and release the suction pressure!. I'm gonna need you to punch me in the belly!.
Buk- This has become wrong, all wrong!.
FDB- So, can I just crash here!?
Buk- *karate kicks FDB in the belly*
FDB- Oooh!. Sorry about the mess!. Keep in touch!. Later!.
Buk- *cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hi Buk thanks that's was so funny dries your tears Hugs Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think you need to burn that couch!. on second thought, that would release crap in the air!.!.!.!.!.better drop it in the ocean!. well, that would pollute the water!.!.!.!.!.oh, i've got it, send it on the next space shuttle!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm so glad to see that you are also of the belief that
a mind is a horrible thing to waste!!!
Yours is like the energizer bunny!.!.!.!.it just keeps tickin'!.
Loved it, Buk!
maWww@Enter-QA@Com
a mind is a horrible thing to waste!!!
Yours is like the energizer bunny!.!.!.!.it just keeps tickin'!.
Loved it, Buk!
maWww@Enter-QA@Com
You did it this time!. Maybe you should have waited until he was outside before you kicked him in the gut!. I bet that he left a terrible smell!. Good interview though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Laughed my socks off,Buk!.Tears are streaming down my face!
Who's thumb did I upset!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's thumb did I upset!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is one of your best efforts so far!. With your imagination, you may want to consider writing science fiction, perhaps children's fairy tales or even political campaign speeches for either side of the debates tomorrow night!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
who the eff is FBD, he sounds dirtyWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW you actually dared to hit him in the bellyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty !.!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol another great show from the great one Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg save me from the visual thought this just brought on!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very talking about dirty!
Growing up is better!.!.!.!.
Another riveting episode! Thanks ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Growing up is better!.!.!.!.
Another riveting episode! Thanks ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
May I ask who or what inspired you today !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now THAT is dirty!
And you have brightened my day!.!.as usual!.
;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now THAT is dirty!
And you have brightened my day!.!.as usual!.
;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
As always another good show Buk!. Love honeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a great day!! Thanks for the 2 pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry I'm late with your coffee, Mr!. Buk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Buk ole boy did you have razor brand this morning for breakfast!.!? Too funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rolling on floor , laughing ! ahhahahahha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yur talk about dirty tickles my cankles!.
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"You can jump into the fire!.!.!.but you'll never be free"Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao!.
i love the Buk show!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love the Buk show!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Better than most CBS programs!.!.!.Great work!.!.When does this come on again!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do I have a chance to be in your show too!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol,man that leaves me feelin real good about my old as dirt body,it's still goin strong!.Thank you for the laughs sir!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ur interviews are so hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
someone bored!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm moist!.!.!.!.!.thank you darlin!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.looks like you have some mess to clean , think you should throw away the couch !. great job!.!.funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey Buk!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.you still alive buddy!?!?
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!.!.!.!.you still alive buddy!?!?
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out dirtied,, oh wow!.!.!. I'm amazed Www@Enter-QA@Com