When your boss calls you into his office to yell at you about TPS reports or som!
Question: When your boss calls you into his office to yell at you about TPS reports or something do you just!?
nod your head head alot, yes him to death and basically pretend to listen!.
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my handsome boss says this all the time, then we laugh and laugh at the hilarity that is Office Space, he also lent me some cds to burn!.!.he's wayyyyyyy cool!.
sorry and *cries* for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I think, "yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
and then I take a drink of my beer everytime TPS reports comes up!.
wait, are we playing the Office Space drinking game!?
http://www!.csua!.berkeley!.edu/~azarm/ospa!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and then I take a drink of my beer everytime TPS reports comes up!.
wait, are we playing the Office Space drinking game!?
http://www!.csua!.berkeley!.edu/~azarm/ospa!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Either that, or calmly say:
"I put the TPS report on your desk last night, right next to your bottle of Viagra and the stack of Big Juggs magazine, you freaking stinky-azzed pervert!."
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"I put the TPS report on your desk last night, right next to your bottle of Viagra and the stack of Big Juggs magazine, you freaking stinky-azzed pervert!."
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I just continue typing on answers and say things like "uh huh" "yeah" "I'll get right to it" Then explain that I'm extremely busy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Then when he turns his back I give him the finger!. Oh yes!.!.!.!.!.THAT finger!.
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Then when he turns his back I give him the finger!. Oh yes!.!.!.!.!.THAT finger!.
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My boss doesn't have the balls to directly confront us!. One time I was falling behind on my work and he told another coworker to tell me she overheard him complaining about it!.!.!. Yeah, that's leadership!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(nodding) Why yes! Of course! :D
(still nodding) Yes indeed!. You're absolutely right! :D
(neck hurting but still nodding) Yes, yes, yes! Brilliant! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
(still nodding) Yes indeed!. You're absolutely right! :D
(neck hurting but still nodding) Yes, yes, yes! Brilliant! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
If I heard my boss say "its the factory orders that are killing us" one more time today, I swear I was going to take a motherphucking hostage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ugh! I HATE that! I have such a hard time kissing a-ss its hard for me to say "yes mam, you are right, i am a frack-up" Www@Enter-QA@Com
my old boss did that all the time, plus the bi-atch made me work Saturday and Sunday and stole my stapler!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*cries because I just realized I'm Betty's motherphucking hostage!.*Www@Enter-QA@Com
no, i am normally the one yelling at my boss about TPS reportsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I just roll my eyes, nod my head, and pray for the embrace of sweet death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
while wearing that pitiful "I'm sooo sorry, I will do better from now on" look!? NO! I quit!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is what I hear:
"blah blah blah TPS blah blah good job blah blah I think that blah *fake laugh* blah"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"blah blah blah TPS blah blah good job blah blah I think that blah *fake laugh* blah"Www@Enter-QA@Com
toilet paper stains!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
TPS is better than a CBS or a STD repotWww@Enter-QA@Com
First I would have to ask him what a TPS report was and then I would bat my lashes!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
just tell him,,)whatever(Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, I told him off to his face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I gut a fish on said TPS reports!.!.m'kay!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats my stapler!.
~ShaeWww@Enter-QA@Com
~ShaeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Um yeah!.!.!. we're going to need you to change offices to storage room B!.
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