Worst pick up line ever used on you?!
Question: Worst pick up line ever used on you!?
Some guy was like to me "My dick's so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard!. =]"
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Answers:
haha the worst used on me was:
is ur dad a terrorist!? becuz who else would make a sexbomb like urself! im like wtff!?!?
ahah i slapped tht guy! lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
is ur dad a terrorist!? becuz who else would make a sexbomb like urself! im like wtff!?!?
ahah i slapped tht guy! lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
my sister's friend: what you got in here to eat!?
me: i dont have anything, i havn't been food shopping yet
sister's friend: oh you got something for me to eat
me:blank:
friend: yea you got something for me to eat!.!.!. eyeballin my crouch
i couldn't do anything but laugh at him!.!.!.!. @$$holeWww@Enter-QA@Com
me: i dont have anything, i havn't been food shopping yet
sister's friend: oh you got something for me to eat
me:blank:
friend: yea you got something for me to eat!.!.!. eyeballin my crouch
i couldn't do anything but laugh at him!.!.!.!. @$$holeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Something interesting!.
I was just looking through here looking at some of the pick up lines dorks use!.
Well I noticed that men are writing pick up lines!.
Girls am I the only one that thinks its strange guys get pick up lines!.
Or are they men being picked up by otherr men!?
Oh my pick up line "hi my name is Steve!."
Them if she wants to talk to me after that!. Great !
If not oh well, their loss!.
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I was just looking through here looking at some of the pick up lines dorks use!.
Well I noticed that men are writing pick up lines!.
Girls am I the only one that thinks its strange guys get pick up lines!.
Or are they men being picked up by otherr men!?
Oh my pick up line "hi my name is Steve!."
Them if she wants to talk to me after that!. Great !
If not oh well, their loss!.
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A guy came up to me in the grocery store!.!.!. Gave me his card and said im givin you this cuz you got flavor!.!.!. LOL!.!.!. then i was in walgreens!.!.!. this man, walked passed me stopped and said do you got a license to be that pretty!.!.!. WHAT THE HECK wrong wit dudesWww@Enter-QA@Com
well it's never happened to me but i heard this really bad one that a guy used on a girl!.
it was: "are you an astronaut because your as5 is out of this world" my reaction from overhearing that was O_OWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was: "are you an astronaut because your as5 is out of this world" my reaction from overhearing that was O_OWww@Enter-QA@Com
so i'm in line to buy a bottle of water and the casier goes!.!.!.
"why don't you give me your number!.!.!.
and i can call you and find out how good that water was!.!.!."
i was like W-O-W!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"why don't you give me your number!.!.!.
and i can call you and find out how good that water was!.!.!."
i was like W-O-W!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My name is (insert name here) but you can call me tonight!. ;]
It actually took me a while to figure that was a pick up line and then I started cracking up hysterically lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
It actually took me a while to figure that was a pick up line and then I started cracking up hysterically lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was at Barnes and Noble and this kid, I'm guessing he was 18, came up to me and said "I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow!?" I'm like "WTF!? No!" lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO a and z are right underneath eachother!.
Wow he must have a small dick XD!.
Worst one used on me was:
“Great legs, what time do they open!?”
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Wow he must have a small dick XD!.
Worst one used on me was:
“Great legs, what time do they open!?”
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" If you're looking for a sugar daddy, i have diabetes"Www@Enter-QA@Com
gross, and umm!.!.!.!. let me think!.!.!.!.!.!.
one person asked me, is your name summer, cause you are HOT!!!
it happens to turn out that my name is SUMMER!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
one person asked me, is your name summer, cause you are HOT!!!
it happens to turn out that my name is SUMMER!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quick your clothes are on fire, you had better take them off!.
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"If you were a booger I'd totally pick you first!."
The way he said it was sooo lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The way he said it was sooo lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Somebody tried to sell me some insurance!. When I didn't buy it, they tried to ask me out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put u and i together!.
ahahahaha!.
wow!.
how lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahaha!.
wow!.
how lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you got the hips the lips and the finger tips!. some guy said that to me!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
someone tripping and than being like i fell for you!. i was like wowwww!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is your dad retarded!? Cause youre special!.
Do you believe in love @ first sight, or should I walk by again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you believe in love @ first sight, or should I walk by again!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
"are your parents theives!.!.!.cause I think they stole the stars and put them in your eyes"
lol so cheesyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol so cheesyWww@Enter-QA@Com
"If I'm gay,how come your mom didn't say that when we were in bed last night!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
This one guy was like, "Do work at subway!? Cause you give me a 5 dollar foot-long"!. Ewww XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
This one guy was like, "Do work at subway!? Cause you give me a 5 dollar foot-long"!. Ewww XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
"hey girl hey, dinner and a movie aye!?"
What the hell is that!? LOL I just walked away!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What the hell is that!? LOL I just walked away!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"do you have a mirror in your pants cuz i see me in them "
that was weird and it was my exWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was weird and it was my exWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Ummm!.!.!.!.I think it was this one!.!.!.' I think your number would look good in my phone'!.!.!.!.lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ummm!.!.!.!.I think it was this one!.!.!.' I think your number would look good in my phone'!.!.!.!.lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven!.
I'm not joking!.!.!.!.he actually used it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not joking!.!.!.!.he actually used it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um, A to Z is less than an inch!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I found a really good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
You just don't know what you're missing!
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That cheesy crap one!.
"Did you fall from heaven"
that kid was annoyyin'Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Did you fall from heaven"
that kid was annoyyin'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I always get this one 'Are these your real eyes'Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're a complete eye candy, can i taste you!? *shrudders and twitches* yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccc!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com