Do YOU think this script is funny ? EASY POINTS !?!


Question: Do YOU think this script is funny !? EASY POINTS !!?
MY PARTNER: okay class i'm going to pass out the test
ME: i hate this teacher !
MY PARTNER: what did you just say !?
ME: uhh!.!.!.!.i said i weighed my leacher
MY PARTNER: oh!.!.okay!.
ME: (says under breath) my god, i frickin hate this teacher
MY PARTNER: what!?! you're not going to take this test!. i'm going to give you an F instead!.
ME: PSH!. just b/c your husband let you doesn't mean you have to be a butthole to us !
MY PARTNER: EXCUSE ME!?!!?!!?!!?
ME: maybe he just got tired of seeing your wrinkled old face each day !
MY PARTNER:GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE YOUNG LADY !
ME: hey, i can't help it that your husband was gay !
MY PARTNER: THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW !
ME: I ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS GAY AND HE HIT ME WITH HIS PURSE ! can you BELIVE that !?
MY PARTNER: (slap)
ME: (looks back with shocked expression)!.!.!.(slap)
MY PARTNER: (slap)
!.!.bell rings and student picks up her books!.!.!.!.she leaves the classroom before turning around and waving a flashy purse in front of the teacher's face!. the purse has her husbands name imprinted on it!.
she runs away quickly before teacher starts chasing her!.

OR this one that's a little more school-appropriate:
S=student
T=teacher

T:I graded all of your short stories!. Because I left them at my apartment, I will tell you your grades!.Sam, you got a C+
S:What!?!!?!?!!?! Who peed in your cheerios!?
T:Excuse me!?Detention young lady!
S: exucsei MOI!? You're the one who gave me a grade I clearly didnt deserve!
T:You know what!? You're right!. I'll change it!.
S:(looks satisfied with herself)
T:I'm changing your grade to an F!
S:WHAT!?!?!? I can't get an F! I'll be held back a grade!
T: You should have thought before you spoke that mouthed off! Besides, that story was completely unrealistic!I mean seriously, a teacher being strict enough to fail a student just for saying something remotely crude!? That never happens!
S:(looks really angry)*slaps*
T:*slaps*
S:*Knocks teacher out with a punch!.!.!.then stares at teacher in horror as she realizes that teacher is unconscious!.!.!.!.looks back at other classmates(just pretend they're there)and runs out of class really quickly

Bassically, we have to come up w/a script for drama that HAS to have fake slapping in it!. i think the 1st one is more funnier & entertaining, but do you think its okay for school !? can i change it to make it MORE funnier!?
thanks!.
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Answers:
Wow! The first one is funny but not school appropriate!. It could offend somebody!. It was funny though!. :)

The second is good!. It could use a little more humor!.

Hope this helps! Hope you do well in drama class! Slap!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I like the first one and the part about how he hit the student with the purse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!. I'm dying laughing!. Whoo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Personally I dont think its funny at all, you will just embarrass yourself becasue no one will laugh!. But if you have your heart set on one of these plays use the first oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

2 is waay better, especially id you have to turn it in at schoolWww@Enter-QA@Com

umm!.!.!.!.i dont rele get number 1Www@Enter-QA@Com

BOTH scripts are good
keep writingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yeah, Thats CrazyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha i love the first one=DWww@Enter-QA@Com

theyre very good!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

The first one wasn't good!. I liked the second one a LOT better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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