What's the weirdest thing someone has said to you whilst drunk?!
Question: What's the weirdest thing someone has said to you whilst drunk!?
My weird experience was just moments ago (notice how I had to run and post a question about it)!. My mother, who is completely sloshed at the moment, calls me in!. She says, "Please turn Harry Potter off!" (the DVD was previously on but I already shut it off)!. I said, "What do you want me to do, it's already off!?" Then she yelled at me to turn Harry Potter off!. We went back and forth for a couple of minutes until I had to go to the DVD player and pretend to shut it off!. Then she called me a whore!.
Moral of my story: There's no arguing with a drunk person!.
What's your story!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Moral of my story: There's no arguing with a drunk person!.
What's your story!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Well, in this story I was the drunk person!.
And my friend had bought me a soda because I asked for one (he came over not knowing I was smashed)
I took one drink of it, threw it at him and told him that wasnt the soda I wanted!.
Apparently I wanted "banana soda"
Banana soda!? wtfWww@Enter-QA@Com
And my friend had bought me a soda because I asked for one (he came over not knowing I was smashed)
I took one drink of it, threw it at him and told him that wasnt the soda I wanted!.
Apparently I wanted "banana soda"
Banana soda!? wtfWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was house sitting for someone years ago!. A guy I knew found out that I was house sitting for these people!. One day he was drunk and we crossed paths!. He really wasn't that wasted, but he wanted me to let him into my friends house so he could try on their underwear!.
The dude was adamant and I had to get hostile to get him to stop asking!.
Freakin' weird!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The dude was adamant and I had to get hostile to get him to stop asking!.
Freakin' weird!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
one time out of many:
my drunk uncle runs over to me, slaps me on the back of the head and pulls on the draw strings of my hoodie!. he ties them in a knot under my chin and says "now where do these go!?!"
moral of my story: i have no clue:\Www@Enter-QA@Com
my drunk uncle runs over to me, slaps me on the back of the head and pulls on the draw strings of my hoodie!. he ties them in a knot under my chin and says "now where do these go!?!"
moral of my story: i have no clue:\Www@Enter-QA@Com
umm I have had some weird pick up lines but the weirdest thing was this guy *btw happened last night* every time he walked into the room or saw me would pick me up and then put me down and walk away like nothing had happened!. I started hiding from him after the 6th or 7th time he did it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know!.!.!.!.!.!.you would be really, really, really pretty!. if it wasn't for the fact that your really, really, really ugly!. true story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I LOVE YOU! --- my friends boyfriend :xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha thats so funny!
I dont really have a story though!. :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont really have a story though!. :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
like i would remember
i was probably the one sayin all the weird stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
i was probably the one sayin all the weird stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
My mom kept telling me to go home ( I was already at home) because our neighbor Stan wants to have a slumber party!.
lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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two things
i went to ozzfest last year and i wore my Ozzy black rain shirt!. huge, and i mean HUGE drunk guy, goes OOOZZZZZYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! as im walking past him to the end of line before the gates open!. this was my thought process for 2 seconds 'wtf!? hmm!. oh i have an ozzy shirt on!. oh god he probably means me!. walk faster dont look anywhere' of course i look up and fee fi foh fumb, this guy is walking to me arms open ready to hug like were brothers!. after getting a hug from the coors brewery, i laughed with him and he goes 'i ****** love ozzy' my smart ***, knowing the risk of death, said 'well no sh!t we're at ozzfest!!' and walked away with my cousin!.
then
my neighbor drinks!. this was before ozzfest, fyi!. not that it matters!. before he got drunk one night he was hanging out at our house!. for whatever reason in hell he asked me 'what i want to be, what i want to make of my now young self' (sadly,not drunk when he said that)!. i said, 'im going to be a police officer with the aurora police department, or highway patrol!.' side note: this guy has been arrested so many times police come to his house and yell, 'YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!'
anyways, he was like 'ok then, thats what you want!. i mean, thats what you want then okay go there!.' 3 hours later he comes back to my house, smashed, comes back and comes to me trying to make amends to things what were never really cared about, and has me under him, arm around my shoulders, 'sorry about putting you down early yo, you know you a bright kid you'll be a great man and a great police officer!. now you know i dont like them but you a cool cat and should be aight (very long pause, me still under his arm smelling the beer) i guess i'll let you go yo, i just wanted to apologize' im like 'YA K I WAS NEVER HURT, NO ONE LIKES POLICE!!' and said 'yeah no problems man!.!.'
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two things
i went to ozzfest last year and i wore my Ozzy black rain shirt!. huge, and i mean HUGE drunk guy, goes OOOZZZZZYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! as im walking past him to the end of line before the gates open!. this was my thought process for 2 seconds 'wtf!? hmm!. oh i have an ozzy shirt on!. oh god he probably means me!. walk faster dont look anywhere' of course i look up and fee fi foh fumb, this guy is walking to me arms open ready to hug like were brothers!. after getting a hug from the coors brewery, i laughed with him and he goes 'i ****** love ozzy' my smart ***, knowing the risk of death, said 'well no sh!t we're at ozzfest!!' and walked away with my cousin!.
then
my neighbor drinks!. this was before ozzfest, fyi!. not that it matters!. before he got drunk one night he was hanging out at our house!. for whatever reason in hell he asked me 'what i want to be, what i want to make of my now young self' (sadly,not drunk when he said that)!. i said, 'im going to be a police officer with the aurora police department, or highway patrol!.' side note: this guy has been arrested so many times police come to his house and yell, 'YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!'
anyways, he was like 'ok then, thats what you want!. i mean, thats what you want then okay go there!.' 3 hours later he comes back to my house, smashed, comes back and comes to me trying to make amends to things what were never really cared about, and has me under him, arm around my shoulders, 'sorry about putting you down early yo, you know you a bright kid you'll be a great man and a great police officer!. now you know i dont like them but you a cool cat and should be aight (very long pause, me still under his arm smelling the beer) i guess i'll let you go yo, i just wanted to apologize' im like 'YA K I WAS NEVER HURT, NO ONE LIKES POLICE!!' and said 'yeah no problems man!.!.'
o_oWww@Enter-QA@Com