POLL: If all the animal crackers in your cardboard, circus-box came to life, how!
Question: POLL: If all the animal crackers in your cardboard, circus-box came to life, how would you kill them!?
Baked goods shouldn't walk, talk or eat with a silver fork- IT'S NOT RIGHT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
My fear of baked goods shaped like living things is so intense that I no longer keep metal in the house, for fear that such items could be fashioned into a weapon!.
That said, I would throw them into a pit of acid*!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That said, I would throw them into a pit of acid*!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fortunately, I would never buy animal crackers without milk!. I would fend the little critters off with the milk until they were soggy (and thus more likely to collapse on their sodden little legs), and then suck them up with a vacuum cleaner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi there Tublet!.
An interesting concept!.
I would prepare a haggis and crush the little beggars up with the oatmeal then procede in the normal way!. I might skewer them with a hatpin first to stop them scattering!.
Rose P!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An interesting concept!.
I would prepare a haggis and crush the little beggars up with the oatmeal then procede in the normal way!. I might skewer them with a hatpin first to stop them scattering!.
Rose P!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would catch them, and then REintroduce them to The Oven!.
They recall The Oven, I'm quite sure!. ANY Oven will do!.
Even a Microwave Oven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They recall The Oven, I'm quite sure!. ANY Oven will do!.
Even a Microwave Oven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would shove them up my nose and they would suffocate and I would laugh and laugh and laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would find children and set them loose on the crackers!. It would be a bloody mess!. I could youtube it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well if they stayed the same size,I would eat them like normal!.!.Start with their legs and work my way up!.!. (loves to hear them scream)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I tell them to take a dip in the pool I just got them (of HOT milk! **Laugh maniacally MUAHAHAHAHA**)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Guido would mount the elephant and stomp the rest of the animals to death!.
Duh!.
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Duh!.
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eat their limbs off one by one!.
Torture is the only way!. Its NOT right!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Torture is the only way!. Its NOT right!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I wouldn't kill them!. I'd keep them as pets to keep me company!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would put butter on them and bake them in the oven!. Hearing their screams would make me hungrier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eat them yummmmmmmmWww@Enter-QA@Com
With my electric knife -- Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would return them , shaking my fist in the air ,as I shouted THESE ANIMAL CRACKERS ARE RARE!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I WANTED THEM WELL-DONE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
SMASH them all with my fist
<~~~~Just a bit angry this morningWww@Enter-QA@Com
<~~~~Just a bit angry this morningWww@Enter-QA@Com
One look at my good friend Godzilla and they would run back into the box and never trouble me again!.
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd let my dogs take care of them!. They'll eat anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
id let my 5 dogs loose in tha kitchen and scream that will teach you**shake my fist**Www@Enter-QA@Com