Girls: are most of your farts quiet? Guys: are most of your farts noisy?!


Question: Girls: are most of your farts quiet!? Guys: are most of your farts noisy!?
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I FART LOUD AT HOME!!! once in grade 6 i farted twice!.!. REALLY LOUD and i went up to ppl and said " you know how someone farted really loud!? IT WAS ME!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!" LMFAO!!! I usally fart like poof poof pofffffffffffffff pop pop like soft , but loud enough to hear at home!.!. and i fart soft at school! There was this one time in grade 6 , near the end of the year i really had to fart and i tried to squeeze my a$$ cheeks together to make it soft !.!.!. BUT it actually made it come out like " PARPPPPPPPPPPP POOOOOOOOFFFF!!!" and it was SOOOOOO huge that my A$$ tilted up on one side so one cheek was in the air and the other one was planted on the ground! and this boy was like " EWWW!! WAS THAT YOU CONNIE!?!?!?!!!" and everyone laughed at me!! -_-'Www@Enter-QA@Com

I probably seem like the kinda guy who asks kids to pull my finger, but actually, I'm not a huge farter!. My one older brother (who looks very sweet and innocent, he's one of those little freckle-faced redhead types) is the worst, though!. His farts could bring tears to your eyes and they're shockingly loud!. I'm not ashamed to let one rip, but usually they're not particularly ear piercing or deadly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

socialy unacceptable for girls to fart!? BULLSH*T!. The only reasons girls don't openly fart infront of people is because of their self concious attitude towards life, and they always want to seem attractive to males!. Don't worry girls!.!.we all know farts come out of you!. You have nothing to hide!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This isn't a matter of gender so much as!.!.!.proportions and muscular states!. If a person has quite a bit 'junk in the trunk', or a tighter sphincter, they're likely to make more noise!. But loosey goosey and flat will be more prone to silence!. It also depends on the amount of gas and the pressure with which it's released!.

God, I can't believe I just answered that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol how funny we were just discussing this in our anatomy class!.

EVERYONES FARTS ARE THE SAME !.!.!. but girls tend to control their farts (because its socially unacceptable for women to fart), but their farts do get released, but at a different speed, so you cant really hear them Www@Enter-QA@Com

What a filthy farty question!!
Hahaha !.!.!.

My Farts!? You better ask my family!. Thanks to them, that they still have kept me inside the house!

Mine are quite noisy and smelly !.!.!. oh how farty they are!!

Thanks for the question - I really never thought on this lately !.!.!. I think, its time I should change! hehe!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

very controlled!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.(in public) depends!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.quiet most of the time!.!.!.!.!.!.except in my friends face!.!.!.!.!.!.!.(car) when im driving, i lock the windows and let it out, friends gasping for air!.!.!.!.all they get is more of mine!. (home) nah!.!.!.!.!.!.ill save it when im with my friendsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Not at all!

And I agree - quiet in public but not so quiet at home, lol!



P!.S!. And I always blame either the baby or the cat, lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

By far most are quiet!. But when the situation is right, I can make them noisy!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sometimes it’s aloud!. Sometimes it's faint!. Well, it depends lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

As a transgendered goat I find that the majority of the time they seep out like a kink in the gas pipe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

if there are other people in the same area as me I try to let them out quietly but if I'm alone they are usually louder!. lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

well, i find farts funny LMAO!. but i can be silent or loud!. it depends if i want to make a fool of myself or not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When I'm in a quiet place with a lot of people they tend to be noisy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's despicable Www@Enter-QA@Com

Silly! Where have you been!?!? Girls dont fart!
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Quiet in public but not so quiet at home,lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When i feel like its gonna get noisy!.!. i try to make it quiet!.!.!. :-D
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i dont understand the Question!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I burp more D:Www@Enter-QA@Com

mine can be both

they smell gross Www@Enter-QA@Com

wet and wildWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm female and mine are loud!. Apparently they smell like peas!. lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

loud and proud and I'm female lol!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Gosh, I have not farted in a long time!. Hope I'm normal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha omg GET A LIFEWww@Enter-QA@Com

eww, what in the world made u ask that question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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