Guys:women want to brainwash us!!?!


Question: Guys:women want to brainwash us!!!?
their agenda!

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Answers:
You've forgotten the " Train the Idiot to put the toilet seat down " seminar Www@Enter-QA@Com

I disagree with number 5 - I would love to have my man pick out lingerie for me! That has never happened in my life!.!.!. I have ended up with plastic candle holders or nothing at all!. A lesson that could have been on here:

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Men's Agenda

1!. Jack off
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Everything is true except for number 13!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm glad I'm just a plastic mouse with a scroll wheel!.


CheersWww@Enter-QA@Com

you can always go gay
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I do believe we've already succeeded (^_^) Www@Enter-QA@Com

I would advise you to stay single and do the female gender a favour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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O_oWww@Enter-QA@Com

YesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol maybe notWww@Enter-QA@Com

Brainwash no!. Teach you not to be animals yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

wtf!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I do not think it is working, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. Women are a pain in the ***!. Just like men :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO
It is true, I bet going gay will be easier!.
I love this!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sounds like you're trying to brainwash usWww@Enter-QA@Com

you could always live with your momWww@Enter-QA@Com

I loved this!.
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no!.
somebody's in a fight with their wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I will take a free point, thank-you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cause without us you'd either be dead or lostWww@Enter-QA@Com

so very true indeed!!! i loved every one of them!!! you have got a star from me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

YES WE ARE,WANT TO KNOW WHY,TO MAKE YOU OUR SEX SLAVES (ROFLMAO)
EVENTUALLY WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!.whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com

i knew u were retarded

don't worry
we all are at a pointWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is y us women need to to that!.!.!.!.CUZ U GUYS ARE STUPID!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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