What is a tactful way to scratch your privates while giving a speech in front of!


Question: What is a tactful way to scratch your privates while giving a speech in front of a panel of nurses!?
Got a big speech Monday and I'm trying to prepare!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Just go in Sally! Elbow deep is the only way! Just dont sniff K!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Politely pause, beg the pardon of your audience, turn aroun and scratch until you are able to continue!.

Alternatively you could tell everyone that the twins are on fire and you've got to scratch the burn!. Then pull your fingers to your nose, inhale and inform the audience as to the quality of the smell and whether or not you suspect that it may require medical attention!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

wear tight jeans and do the pee-pee dance!. they won't know if your scratching or just needing to tinkle!. just be wary of the camel-toe - no one wants to see those!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

One of those spaghetti serving spoons, you know the ones with the prongs on it!?

Gets in the crevices real nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just do it and get it over with, it will probably make the speech easier to sit through anyway ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Scratch your crotch on the floor the same way dogs do it!. It's so cute! They look like they're driving a little invisible car!. vroom vroom!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Quickly turn the subject to "crabs" and use it as a graphic!. Scratch away!Www@Enter-QA@Com

honestly answer you don't at all you have to wait it out until your speech is over

that is what I learnt in college speech Www@Enter-QA@Com

You should get it out and ask them for their medical opinion!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aren't you going to be in front of a podium!?

You won't even have to wear pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I say when in doubt whip it outWww@Enter-QA@Com

Just reach up under there and give a good deep scratch!.!.!.!.then moan!.
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say 'excuse me for a second'
turn around, and scratch to your hearts contentWww@Enter-QA@Com



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