What Did The Princess Touch Inside The Prince's Pocket?!
Question: What Did The Princess Touch Inside The Prince's Pocket!?
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Once upon a time there lived a king!.!? The king had a beautiful daughter!. The Princess, but there was a problem! everything the princess touched would melt!. Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything!.So because of this, men were afraid of her and nobody would dare marry her!. The king despaired, what could he do to help his daughter!? He consulted his wizards and magicians!. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured"!. The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan!. The next day he held a competition, any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt, would marry her and inherit the king's wealth!. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE!. The first brought a sword of the finest steel!. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted and the prince went away sadly!. The second prince brought diamonds!. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt!. But alas, Once the princess touched them, they melted!. He too was sent away disappointed!. The third prince approached!. He told the princess!. 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there!. The princess did as she was told, though she turned red!. She felt something hard!. She held it in her hand!.And it did not melt! The king was overjoyed, everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after!.
Question: What was in the prince's pants!?!?
M&M's of course!.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand!.!?
What were you thinking!?
aheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
Once upon a time there lived a king!.!? The king had a beautiful daughter!. The Princess, but there was a problem! everything the princess touched would melt!. Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything!.So because of this, men were afraid of her and nobody would dare marry her!. The king despaired, what could he do to help his daughter!? He consulted his wizards and magicians!. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured"!. The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan!. The next day he held a competition, any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt, would marry her and inherit the king's wealth!. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE!. The first brought a sword of the finest steel!. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted and the prince went away sadly!. The second prince brought diamonds!. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt!. But alas, Once the princess touched them, they melted!. He too was sent away disappointed!. The third prince approached!. He told the princess!. 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there!. The princess did as she was told, though she turned red!. She felt something hard!. She held it in her hand!.And it did not melt! The king was overjoyed, everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed!. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after!.
Question: What was in the prince's pants!?!?
M&M's of course!.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand!.!?
What were you thinking!?
aheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHAHA I really laughed at that - thanks you just cheered me up - have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh NOOO!.!.!.they were NOT M&M's!.!.!.you're NOT going to get off THAT cheap!.!.!.hahaha!.!.!. What she felt was the 'key' to the Kingdom of Paradise!.!.!.(whatever THAT may be!.!.!.hahaha)!.!.!.
The moral of the story is this: ATTENTION ALL PRINCES (MEN)!.!.!.women are only marrying you for your money and sperm!.!.!.they don't give a 'hoot' about 'you'!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The moral of the story is this: ATTENTION ALL PRINCES (MEN)!.!.!.women are only marrying you for your money and sperm!.!.!.they don't give a 'hoot' about 'you'!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!. Good One!. :) thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's like i've known that story three years ago through mail!. ((((;
LOL!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
TEEEHEEEEHEE!.!.!.!.you're silly!!! Thanks for making me smile!! I needed it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i thought it was the princes family jewels!.!.!.!.u got meWww@Enter-QA@Com