Survey: would you pay to attend farting...?!
Question: Survey: would you pay to attend farting!.!.!.!?
!.!.!. and burping contest!? Maybe a national title match!? I don't know if there is such a thing but I wish there were!. I know I could win in either category!. I can burp so loud that it actually hurts my ears if I blast out one indoors!. I can also fart with such force that I can blow over a paper cup on a coffee table (long story!.!.!.)!. Could there be a market for such a thing!? I would pay good money to see this!. I always laugh when someone cracks off a huge, wet belch or a titanic fart (of course it's usually me!.!.)!. Would I need an agent!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Picture this!. The farting ring, similar to a boxing ring!. In the centre a farting post, made of solid oak, shiny from the vice - like grip of the contestants as they strain to deliver the perfect fart!. They would be clad in the latest farting trunks (designed by Speedo), with the backside out of them for enhanced performance!. The contestant must nominate the fart, eg!. A triple trumpeter, and it is assigned a level of difficulty, similar to Olympic diving!. And then judged by a team of international judges, who take into account level of difficulty, tone, resonance, aroma and the time the aroma lingers, and then given a mark out of 10!. It might even make it to television, or maybe smellavision!. Yeah, I would pay to watch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what about the most rotten farts!? would you pay to smell them!? to smell how bad they really are!?
there's a guy i know who drinks protein shakes and all this other crap that makes his farts like a rancid biological agent!. you smell it but it also hurts your eyes and you can feel the thickness of it in the air!.!.!. the number of people who have vomited after smelling him is in double figures!. he could be a world champion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there's a guy i know who drinks protein shakes and all this other crap that makes his farts like a rancid biological agent!. you smell it but it also hurts your eyes and you can feel the thickness of it in the air!.!.!. the number of people who have vomited after smelling him is in double figures!. he could be a world champion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you serious!? YES!!! But believe me, you could NOT out-burp my son!. He burped so loud outside in the hallway the other day that it actually echoed and it scared the sh*t out of me!. And as far as farting, I would definitely want to be one of the contestants!. Why, just the other day I farted and my son asked me if I lost my stomach with that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are gross, though I am glad you have a powerful way to pass wind!.
No I would not pay to see it!.I would buy cheep beer and watch the contest WAY IN THE BACK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No I would not pay to see it!.I would buy cheep beer and watch the contest WAY IN THE BACK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, I find it very distastful behavior to do it for humor and not to mention stinky!. Whatever gets you excited though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, you can always start one at your local trailer park!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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your avatar is disturbingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Damn,Bart Simpson really livesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am transfixed by your avatar my good sir!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG! LMFAO!!!!! This is so frickin funny!!!!!!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Awesome!!!
I don't know if I would pay!.
Thanks for the laugh!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Awesome!!!
I don't know if I would pay!.
Thanks for the laugh!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ew!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahha an agent!?!?
tell me your joking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell me your joking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what the heck your weird!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heck no!.
change your damn avatar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
change your damn avatar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What the f*ck is with your avatar!? And this question!? I bet you have a hard time getting a girlfriend don't you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. It could be a good time of laughing my *** off, so sure, why not!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i dont see why not!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.that is pretty gross though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ew!.!.!.!.!.Please take that as a!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Heck to the No!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com