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Question: Best Answer to the first person!.!.!.!?
Who can give me the correct lyrics to Chris Rock's "No Sex in the Champagne Room"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ladies and gentlemen!.!. of the G!.E!.D!. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room!.!. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne!.!. you want sex
And there's NO sex!.!. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those ****** waitin outside with guns!?
They know you ain't got one!.!.
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16!.!. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26!.!. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-*** hat
The O!.D!.B!. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that ****
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma!?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh!.!.!.
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No!.!. no-ohhhhh!.!.!.
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person!.!. has a funny sign!.!.
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: That'd be great!.!.]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: I don't want that, no!.!.]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin
[Levert: Ohh yeah!.!.]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no!.!.]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE
[Gerald Levert]
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no!.!. no!.!.
Said no-ohhhh!.!.
Said Chris said!.!.
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room!.!. no!.!. no!.!. no!.!.
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none!.!. *fades*Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room!.!. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne!.!. you want sex
And there's NO sex!.!. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those ****** waitin outside with guns!?
They know you ain't got one!.!.
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16!.!. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26!.!. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-*** hat
The O!.D!.B!. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that ****
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma!?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh!.!.!.
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No!.!. no-ohhhhh!.!.!.
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person!.!. has a funny sign!.!.
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: That'd be great!.!.]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: I don't want that, no!.!.]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin
[Levert: Ohh yeah!.!.]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no!.!.]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE
[Gerald Levert]
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no!.!. no!.!.
Said no-ohhhh!.!.
Said Chris said!.!.
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room!.!. no!.!. no!.!. no!.!.
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none!.!. *fades*Www@Enter-QA@Com
No Sex (in The Champagne Room)featuring Gerald Levert
[Chris Rock]
Ladies and gentlemen!.!. of the G!.E!.D!. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room!.!. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne!.!. you want sex
And there's NO sex!.!. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those ****** waitin outside with guns!?
They know you ain't got one!.!.
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16!.!. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26!.!. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-*** hat
The O!.D!.B!. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that ****
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma!?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh!.!.!.
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No!.!. no-ohhhhh!.!.!.
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person!.!. has a funny sign!.!.
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: That'd be great!.!.]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: I don't want that, no!.!.]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin
[Levert: Ohh yeah!.!.]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no!.!.]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE
[Gerald Levert]
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no!.!. no!.!.
Said no-ohhhh!.!.
Said Chris said!.!.
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room!.!. no!.!. no!.!. no!.!.
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none!.!. *fades*
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[Chris Rock]
Ladies and gentlemen!.!. of the G!.E!.D!. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room!.!. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne!.!. you want sex
And there's NO sex!.!. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those ****** waitin outside with guns!?
They know you ain't got one!.!.
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16!.!. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26!.!. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-*** hat
The O!.D!.B!. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that ****
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma!?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh!.!.!.
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No!.!. no-ohhhhh!.!.!.
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person!.!. has a funny sign!.!.
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: That'd be great!.!.]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: I don't want that, no!.!.]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin
[Levert: Ohh yeah!.!.]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no!.!.]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE
[Gerald Levert]
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no!.!. no!.!.
Said no-ohhhh!.!.
Said Chris said!.!.
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room!.!. no!.!. no!.!. no!.!.
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none!.!. *fades*
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No Sex (in The Champagne Room)
featuring Gerald Levert
[Chris Rock]
Ladies and gentlemen!.!. of the G!.E!.D!. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room!.!. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne!.!. you want sex
And there's NO sex!.!. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those ****** waitin outside with guns!?
They know you ain't got one!.!.
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16!.!. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26!.!. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-*** hat
The O!.D!.B!. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that ****
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma!?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh!.!.!.
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No!.!. no-ohhhhh!.!.!.
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person!.!. has a funny sign!.!.
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: That'd be great!.!.]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: I don't want that, no!.!.]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin
[Levert: Ohh yeah!.!.]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no!.!.]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE
[Gerald Levert]
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no!.!. no!.!.
Said no-ohhhh!.!.
Said Chris said!.!.
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room!.!. no!.!. no!.!. no!.!.
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none!.!. *fades*Www@Enter-QA@Com
featuring Gerald Levert
[Chris Rock]
Ladies and gentlemen!.!. of the G!.E!.D!. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room!.!. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne!.!. you want sex
And there's NO sex!.!. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those ****** waitin outside with guns!?
They know you ain't got one!.!.
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16!.!. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26!.!. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-*** hat
The O!.D!.B!. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that ****
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma!?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
[Gerald Levert]
Ooooohh!.!.!.
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No!.!. no-ohhhhh!.!.!.
[Chris Rock]
If a homeless person!.!. has a funny sign!.!.
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: That'd be great!.!.]
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
[Levert: I don't want that, no!.!.]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin
[Levert: Ohh yeah!.!.]
No one goes to Hooters for wings
[Levert: No no no!.!.]
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE
[Gerald Levert]
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no!.!. no!.!.
Said no-ohhhh!.!.
Said Chris said!.!.
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room!.!. no!.!. no!.!. no!.!.
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none!.!. *fades*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ladies and Gentlemen of the GED class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you!.!.!.
There is NO SEX in the champagne room
NONE!
Oh, there's CHAMPAGNE in the champagne room
But you don't want champagne!.!.!.
You want SEX!
And there's NO SEX in the champagne room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure, it feels safe inside!.!.!.
But what about all those ****** waitin' outside with guns!?!.!.!.
They know you ain't got one!
If a woman tells you she's 20, and looks 16 - she's 12
If she tells you she's 26 and LOOKS 26 - she's damn near 40!
Take off that silly-*** hat!
The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes!.!.!.
Coolio did some of dat ****!
Young, black men: If you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot!.!.!.
LET IT SLIIIIDE!.!.!.
Why spend the next 20 years in jail
Cuz someone smudged your PUMA!?
CORNBREAD!.!.!.
Ain't nuttin' wrong wit that!
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin'
Remember this one thing!.!.!.
There is NO SEX in the champagne room
(Ohh!.!.!.no sex in the champagne room (x6)
There's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room
no!.!.no!.!.!.)
If a homeless person has a funny sign
He hasn't been homeless that long
A REAL homeless person is too HUNGRY to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your DICK
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your DICK
Here's a HORRORscope for everyone:
Aquarius - YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Capricorn - YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Gemini - YOU'RE GONNA DIE TWICE!
Leo - YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Scorpio - YOU'RE GONNA DIE ******'!
No one goes to Hooters for wings
If you've been dating a man for 4 months
And you haven't met any of his friends!.!.!.
You are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I said may not apply to you
Some of the things I said may offend you
But no matter who you are,
You MUST REMEMBER this ONE thing:
No matter what a stripper says!.!.!.
there is NO SEX in the champagne room
NONE!
(No sex in the champagne room
I said no sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
No no sex in the champagne room
No sex in the champagne room
Ain't gettin' none, can't have none!.!.noo!.!.!.
In the champagne room!.!.!.!.!.!.ahh ahh!.!.!.!.!.
There's absolutely positively no sex in the champagne room
Say noo!.!.noo!.!.!. say nooooo!.!.!.!.!. there ain't no sex!.!.!.!.
In the champagne room
noo!.!.no!.!.!.!.) Www@Enter-QA@Com
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