What was the weirdest thing a random guy on the street said to you?!
Question: What was the weirdest thing a random guy on the street said to you!?
Answers:
last year in school when I was a freshman I was walking up the stair to my next period class and this girl tennis team coach which is a guy was walking up the stair next to me and he put his hand on my shoulder and said "you are safe in here" to me and I just said huh and gave him this weird look!. I don't even know him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think someone asked my mother and I about where would be a good place to fly a kite or something like that!. The weirdest part was that he acted as if he was waiting for us to continue walking down the street so that he could follow us!. We ducked into a restaurant and waited for him to go away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this didn't happen to me, but to my friend, but it is hilarious, so I am using it!.!.!.
One time, around the Capitol Hill area of Seattle (AKA super classy), my friend Sarah, who at the time had pink hair, was hit on by some hobo looking man who said to her (and I quote):
"Hey Pink! Hey, hey Pink! Let me eat you!"
She replied that it was fine, and her lady parts were already being attended to!.!.!.
He replied, "But I will eat you from behind!"
Ah, good times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
One time, around the Capitol Hill area of Seattle (AKA super classy), my friend Sarah, who at the time had pink hair, was hit on by some hobo looking man who said to her (and I quote):
"Hey Pink! Hey, hey Pink! Let me eat you!"
She replied that it was fine, and her lady parts were already being attended to!.!.!.
He replied, "But I will eat you from behind!"
Ah, good times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this isn't really like what a guy said!.!.its like a story!.!.but anyways!.!.
i was in borders standing in front on a magazine rack, pretty far back with my arms crossed and stuff, and this random old guy was just standing there, facing me and staring!. I didn't know if i was in his way or something so i said sorry and like left!. and then he shouted "ITS OKAY!" when i was like speed walking away lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i was in borders standing in front on a magazine rack, pretty far back with my arms crossed and stuff, and this random old guy was just standing there, facing me and staring!. I didn't know if i was in his way or something so i said sorry and like left!. and then he shouted "ITS OKAY!" when i was like speed walking away lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was walking around a big mud puddle I almost stepped in, and this guy, who was actually pretty cute looks at me and yells,
"Don't get wet before I get to you!"
I laughed at it and we became friends and hung out the whole night!. But still, if he was cute and about my age, I probably would have taken off running!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Don't get wet before I get to you!"
I laughed at it and we became friends and hung out the whole night!. But still, if he was cute and about my age, I probably would have taken off running!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMFOMGF!
seriously!.
"HOW CAN I GET IN YOU!? So what are you into sexually!?"
It was way more detailed then that though, it was really an uncomfortable and awkward conversation!. They guy looked like Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks!. It was so disgusting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
seriously!.
"HOW CAN I GET IN YOU!? So what are you into sexually!?"
It was way more detailed then that though, it was really an uncomfortable and awkward conversation!. They guy looked like Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks!. It was so disgusting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was an old creepy dude in the netherlands and he said something in a different language obviously so i didn't understand him!. but his tone of voice reminded me of the old pervert guy from family guy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!."got paper!?" "I don't smoke weed," I responded!. "Not that kind, a newspaper!.!.!.I got to go to the bathroom!.!.!." he added as he ran up the street into the nearby woods!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was with my friend!.!.!.
"Hey, what do teenage boys like for their birthdays!?"
Followed by!.!.!.
"Want to go shopping with me and I'll get you two something!."
Yeah, pretty weird!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Hey, what do teenage boys like for their birthdays!?"
Followed by!.!.!.
"Want to go shopping with me and I'll get you two something!."
Yeah, pretty weird!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
me and my friends were standing outside a fish and chips shop (chippy) and an old man came up so us and said "is this where the union meeting is"
i think he used to be a coal miner or a steel factory worker lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think he used to be a coal miner or a steel factory worker lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Damn wit a figure like that you can't be from up here, you gotta be from the south, Damn!.!.!.!." I just laughed it off and kept walking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
" THE CHILLI's ARE SLEEPING!!"
- Some random drunk hobo in Miami!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
- Some random drunk hobo in Miami!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This happened to a guy I knew in school when we were on a school trip; a guy asked him for a match to light his cigarette and then thanked him profusely and went to kiss him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont know if this counts as street but as i was walking to my friends house with them, this car came by and they were like "batashutiyaa!"
and we praticly fell!.!. ツWww@Enter-QA@Com
and we praticly fell!.!. ツWww@Enter-QA@Com
a guy asked me if i wanted a cookie but the weird thing was that he was holding out a lemon!.!.!.!.!.i thought he was talking to someone else so i just kept walkingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I only had talked to this guy for 2 minutes and when I got up to leave he told me he loved me!. Really weird, but he was cute, so hey!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some guy (actually he was sort of famous) walked up to me at Reagan Airport in Washington DC and said "You know, you've got a great bottom lip" then smiled and walked away!. I thought it was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was in the Bahamas a Bahaman man came up to me and asked me if my hair was real!.
When I said yes he asked if he could touch it!. What a creep!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I said yes he asked if he could touch it!. What a creep!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sitting down at this wedding and some man comes up to me pulls down his pants and says!.!.
"come on mama, its not gonna suck itself"
I ran aways screaming!.
Oh wait!.!. That was off a movie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"come on mama, its not gonna suck itself"
I ran aways screaming!.
Oh wait!.!. That was off a movie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this rasta dude on a train asked me if I wanted to come sit by him!.
proof when you're in a group of friends, the buddy system is golden!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
proof when you're in a group of friends, the buddy system is golden!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was crossing a pedestrian thingy, and this guy screamed at me: ITS A FREAKING GREEN LIGHT, YOU RETARD!! I still don't know what I did wrong, you are supposed to walk on the green lightWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok so im walking into starbucks!. this random middle aged guy is coming out of the place and says hey your too young to drink coffee!. yea im turning 16!. lol it was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Can I sniff your underwear!?"
-Perhaps the nastiest also!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Perhaps the nastiest also!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
(*peace* sign) Yula geer ameer oogner!. (spits)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"AYOOOO"!
iT Wasn't totally random, but it creeped the shi* out of me!.! becuase he was older, and looked like a dog!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
iT Wasn't totally random, but it creeped the shi* out of me!.! becuase he was older, and looked like a dog!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
(in Florida On a Boardwalk Right Over The Beach)
a hobo cam up to my family and said excuse people but WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEACH
so funny!.!.<3
good times
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a hobo cam up to my family and said excuse people but WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEACH
so funny!.!.<3
good times
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"Hey if you hit my car, I'm going to f***ing jack you up!"
Back then, I didn't know what "jack you up" meant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Back then, I didn't know what "jack you up" meant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"i am a transexual"Www@Enter-QA@Com
" do u kno where i can get any sluts"
I said pi$$ off and he drove off calling me a virgin!.!.!. he looked about 25
I supose men never fully grow upWww@Enter-QA@Com
I said pi$$ off and he drove off calling me a virgin!.!.!. he looked about 25
I supose men never fully grow upWww@Enter-QA@Com
"G'day"!.
I guess I live in a boring town!. Nothing weird ever happens to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess I live in a boring town!. Nothing weird ever happens to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"your a taser" (he had an accent it was suppose to be teaser) all I did was wave to him!?!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com