I think my 1 yr old son has some great dork potential...?!
Question: I think my 1 yr old son has some great dork potential!.!.!.!?
How can I nurture this aspect of the boy's personality so that I, his loving mother, will be his best and only friend forever and ever!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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He should be screened for nerddom first!.
Leave out some Lego and observe his behavior!. If he builds an NOAA-approved weather radar array, you're in business!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Leave out some Lego and observe his behavior!. If he builds an NOAA-approved weather radar array, you're in business!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah, you want to raise an evil son of beezlebob! Excellent, excellent!!
First, you must teach him that everything about Christian mythology is wrong!. Jesus was a serpent who slithered out of his grave, ate his pregnant wife, before crossing a desert and terrorizing his hometown of Bethleham!. Make sure he fears the cross and is terrified of the church!.
Next, you want to let him slaughter his first !.!.!.!.
!.!.!. Oh, you said "dork", not "dark"!. !.!. hmm!.!. Make sure you pick out all of his clothes until he's 30!. Then keep going!. Breastfeed him until he's out of puberty!. Take bubble baths together, and soak eachother!. Throw a tauntrum the first day of his preschool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First, you must teach him that everything about Christian mythology is wrong!. Jesus was a serpent who slithered out of his grave, ate his pregnant wife, before crossing a desert and terrorizing his hometown of Bethleham!. Make sure he fears the cross and is terrified of the church!.
Next, you want to let him slaughter his first !.!.!.!.
!.!.!. Oh, you said "dork", not "dark"!. !.!. hmm!.!. Make sure you pick out all of his clothes until he's 30!. Then keep going!. Breastfeed him until he's out of puberty!. Take bubble baths together, and soak eachother!. Throw a tauntrum the first day of his preschool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get him all things Dungeons & Dragons, allow him to play World of Warcraft, allow him to wear a cape and a helmet outdoors when playing, teach him that the History channel is better than cartoons!.
Before long, he will be so immersed in dork-dom that you WILL be his only friend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Before long, he will be so immersed in dork-dom that you WILL be his only friend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He needs to start wearing glasses!. If you get him a script now, he'll be sure to wreck his eyes and actually need them by the time he's two!.
Teach him that you are the only person that loves him and all other people are evil and want to hurt him!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Teach him that you are the only person that loves him and all other people are evil and want to hurt him!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Geezus H, Ompelle! How many kids do you have!? I think in order to bring out his full potential, you should let him live with GCG and Kia for a year!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him there is such a place as "Ohio!." Then, when he runs home from skool crying that the other kids are teasing him, tell him they are just jealous of him!. Same with Santa!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohhh it may just be fun and games now but later youll have to take on the obstacles of!.!.!.!.!. *scary music in background* HORMONES!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
My dork has ten times the dork potential of your dork!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give him a bunch of computers and some war games, a basement apartment and feed him nothing but peanut butter and chocolate from now on!.!.!.he'll never leave you, i promise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe it's hereditary!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Buy him some thick rimmed spectacles!.
Teach him to fear women!.
Buy pants that he has pull up over his waistline!.
And he MUST, MUST always wear a tie and keep two pens in his shirt pocket!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Teach him to fear women!.
Buy pants that he has pull up over his waistline!.
And he MUST, MUST always wear a tie and keep two pens in his shirt pocket!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My parents put me on restrictions from Ashley in the 9th grade!. They told me that they were my new BFF's!. It totally sucked because they didn't like stealing makeup or doing acid with me!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
just let him breast-feed!.!.!.!.forever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL you sound like my mother!. It doesn't work!. Now that I'm older we are more separate than ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
great!. another Einstein in our midstWww@Enter-QA@Com
first you have to take him to get glasses!.!.!.then let him run around in his underoos til he is like 14!.!.!.and don't potty train him, that will just add to his nerdy allure!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you basing that hypothesis on his ancestors!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
So you want recipe to make Momma's Boy!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awww Bless Him Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ummm that's weird!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You sound needy!.
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make him wear little bow ties and watch c-spanWww@Enter-QA@Com
Don't Have Another Child!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.he'll be ur best friend until his hormones start kicking in!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hook him on Star Wars!.
That's what my mom did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's what my mom did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com