What is the best way you can think of to go home on a Monday after being at work!
Question: What is the best way you can think of to go home on a Monday after being at work for 3 hours!?
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Throw up like I did!.
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Since you're a guy, you can't fake the "female Issue" excuse!. Sux to be you!.
Answer your phone and say alot of "what's, how's, and how long's"!. hang up and and say " I gotta go, I'll explain later"!. Run out the door and think up something good for tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answer your phone and say alot of "what's, how's, and how long's"!. hang up and and say " I gotta go, I'll explain later"!. Run out the door and think up something good for tomorrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
concoct a little fake vomit!. have it in your mouth as you're walking by your boss!. as you turn to look at him, cough, then let it all out!. hopefully with any sympathy your boss will make you go home!. good luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you need an excuse to go home early!? Well, if you're not feeling well, just tell your supervisor that you're not well and you want to go home!. It's simple!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say your mom called and your grandma just had a heart attack and the family needs to go to the hospital because the outlook isn't good!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Like you're getting out early and you want to know what to do with the rest of your day!?
a nap!?
an afternoon of sex!?
errands!?
cleaning out a closet, your car, a desk!?
arent I boring!? lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a nap!?
an afternoon of sex!?
errands!?
cleaning out a closet, your car, a desk!?
arent I boring!? lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
like an excuse!?
you go to the bathroom, come back sorta holding your stomach and say that you are having issues!.
if they need more info!.!.!. go more detailed!. but, most likely they won't!.
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you go to the bathroom, come back sorta holding your stomach and say that you are having issues!.
if they need more info!.!.!. go more detailed!. but, most likely they won't!.
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I like the urgent phone call from your make-believe kids school that little Johnny is too sick and needs to be picked up~!.!.then i head to the nudie bar~Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is no best way on a Monday nor on a Friday!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep running to the bathroom to act like you are vomiting!.!.!.!. act really sick!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take a walk!. ;) If you drove, drive home but be careful!. Perhaps park near your home and walk the rest of the way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell the boss you have Migraine or Explosive Diarrhea, then go play racquetball!.!.!.!.and have a few cold ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An emergency!.!.!.
You have the bubble guts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You have the bubble guts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ate something for breakfast that did not agree with your belly!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Watching Gossip Girl!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell them you got it coming out both ends!.
They really wont want anymore details !Www@Enter-QA@Com
They really wont want anymore details !Www@Enter-QA@Com
You scheduled to work a half day and you are taking it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stick your finger down your throat and make yourself throw upWww@Enter-QA@Com
I just sharted!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Spew chunks on your boss!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Fake someones death, that should work!.
Better be good with the fake tears!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Better be good with the fake tears!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cut your finger off with a ban saw
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That should do itWww@Enter-QA@Com
say that you ate a computers fork!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Your on your own sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's a day off for me! Woo hoo!!
I'm here to goof off on Answers and earn overtime!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm here to goof off on Answers and earn overtime!Www@Enter-QA@Com
go out of city
then ur home
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then ur home
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