If you were a piece of sausage on Rosie O'donnell's plate, what's go!
Question: If you were a piece of sausage on Rosie O'donnell's plate, what's going through your little sausage mind!?
Answers:
Am I going to be used as a "digging tool" during tonights potty session!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Be kind!. If I slip in from behind, maybe I can just blend in!. Yea!. I'll look like the rest of the s*hit here, but 'll smell better!. Yea!. Who's going to pick up on a little garlic!? I'm O!.K!. Oooooooooooh flush! This is better than I had hoped for!. I'm a floater!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well if push comes to shove i hope the B**ch swallows me whole and i get hung in her windpipe!.Then somebody comes along and does the hind lick on her and spits me out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I probably wouldn't be thinking anything, because I would already be dead meat!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think Rosie likes sausages but I'd still be frantically on the lookout for her GF and a big bun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rosie's dentures!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd hope she chokes on me, and I get spit across the room into Tom Sellecks open maw!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hope she just eats me instead using me as !.!.!.
God, I can't even write it!.
Top contributor! way to go, you poetry writin'
sumbich!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
God, I can't even write it!.
Top contributor! way to go, you poetry writin'
sumbich!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would wonder why she saved me for the last bite!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ever cow has a silver lining!. Woo, she has a shitload of teeth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm safe as houses!.
She doesn't eat *sausage!!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
She doesn't eat *sausage!!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holly crap!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will live forever in some of her fat cells, PLEEEEASE dear God NOT on her thigh!!
*faints*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*faints*Www@Enter-QA@Com
" ahhhh!!!" i'd be scared as ****!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"OMFreakingG! I'm gonna fall off the fork and feed her dog happily!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Please just eat me, don't put me any where elseWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm thinking!.!.!. "She wont eat me, she hates anything that has an "outie"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Will she eat me or play with meWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd be thankin' the hog God that she was a bacon kinda galWww@Enter-QA@Com
No worries here! We ALL know what she likes! If it smells like fish, she'll make it a dish!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!! I'm actually going to become part of her!Www@Enter-QA@Com
there really IS a BIGFOOT!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd be wishing there were some potatoes and onions i could hide under!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
VERY simply!.!.!. OH MY GAWD!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no, no not that end!. the horrorWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh what big teeth you have Mamma!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my God it's Godzilla!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think I'd be kissing my azz goodbye!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Who's that !.!.!.!. huh !.!.!. I don't think she ate my Daddy"Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh no!.!.!.what a horrible way to go!.!.!.i knew ide be eaten by a dog!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab Www@Enter-QA@Com